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Tja, just have a few min to use up before training so here is some condom jokes 🙂



Q: What is the difference between a condom and a coffin?
A: One you cum in, and one you go in, but you have to be stiff to get into either of them.


A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks,“Hey, can I get a piece from one of your fine ladies you've got here?” “Sorry sir,” the owner responds, “but, we're all full.” “Aw, please I really need some poon tang!” And the owner awnswers, “Well, there is one girl left but when you go meet her you have to wear this black condom.” “Whatever,” the man answers quickly and races upstairs.
A few hours later the man comes down and says ''WOW“Wow, that was great. She didin't even make any noise. But why did I have to wear the black condom?” And the owner answers, “Respect for the dead.”


Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
McDonalds Condom: One Billion Served.
Energizer Condom: It keeps going and going and going...
Bandai Condoms: Action Satisfaction.