CITIZENS OF EUK - STAY VIGILANT!

Day 2,057, 13:39 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Zaphod Beeblebrox IV


It has been alerted to me by a high-ranking government official that the above players are ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO ARE EATING YOUR BABIES AND MAKING SEXY TIME WITH YOUR RUBBER PLANTS. They are not to be trusted at any time so please, if they do try and contact you STAY AWAY. Their list of crimes can be seen below:



Criminal 04058 is a relatively new immigrant having sneaked in a few months back. He has managed to infiltrate the evil Ukrp. He is heavily armed, with an unhealthy love of role-play

Criminal 04058's list of crimes

Taking the monarchy waaaaaay too seriously.
Being the person who has spent the most amount of time on the new forums by just under A DAY.
For attempting to bring back legislation. >_>
For reminding me that Bill Clinton exists.
For being american.
He touched my balls

Criminal 03036 has been here for over a year now having fled the imploding Spanish economy. He is incredibly dangerous and is often seen touching sheep in the park.

Criminal 03036's list of crimes

For single-handedly destroying the UK media.
For being Freemasons
For thinking that liking Ska music makes you a 'pig-dog.'
For liking Flamenco music instead. ¬________¬
Just cause alpha...

Criminal 00023 has been in hiding in the UK for many years now. A former Belgian (you know that non-country next to France) citizen he tunneled under the Channel way back in V1. DO NOT APPROACH AT ANY COST!!1!!1!!

Criminal 00023's list of crimes
Infiltrating TWO HQ and moaning that he is not now dictator.
For privatising the MoFA job to a trust fund containing himself and Thomas only.
For STILL using way too many colons.
For pretending to be a woman and thus disappointing many new players.
For being able to speak French.
FOR DARING TO QUESTION OUR GREAT MASTER DAPPER. o7


PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THESE DANGEROUS FOLK, THEY WILL MAKE YOU DESPAIR FOR MANKIND.

stay safe chaps of african-american descent,
zap xoxox