Back for another round of chin dribble and adult diapers.

Day 3,554, 08:55 • Published in USA USA • by Dariuswolff

While I can't say I am the oldest player here in real age, I suspect I must be close since I am so much older than so many dead people, none of whom I can see, and my ouija board is at the repair shop, so, therefore, nor can I chat with said deceased persons.

For those of you who know me as a dottering old fool, congrats, you've kept your eyes open and your ears clean. I will now sing my rendition of our national anthem, Frankie and Johnny were lovers, which is not a gay song at all, but could in these new fangled days be mistaken for a song sung before a rainbow flag. If you're a male with reasonable good looks and you were expecting me to immediately teabag you, I heartily apologize, but my husband would kill me, so I will resist all of my strongly held urges and share none of my beliefs. Just for the record, I am so old, I've forgotten who was male or female in that song title. If either or both were transgender it could all be very confusing.

Damn if I don't keep hitting on words the spell checker chokes upon. I will need to shift to something that is slightly more conventional syntactically, but that will take all of the fun out of writing these bind-mending or something like that missives. All in all, I was simply trolling for a few comments, a few subscriptions and a chuckle or two from either of us to keep things amusing.

All of this just to say that I hope you're having fun and making progress, no matter what your therapist says about it all.