An interview by my pet...

Day 1,700, 07:49 • Published in India India • by RD1234
An interview of a common man!
~By Zorki the cat

Hello readers! I'm zorki the cat! RD's personal cat! fortunately I had a lil trouble couldn't write, well now I'm back 😃 RD made me cut my hair and gave me a new look....



I woke up and heard that RD was the CP of eIndia, I wondered how its all going out there in the town, up here in the palace its all pink and cute. So I sneaked out of the palace and went to the public to check what the people feel about her term...

I walked to the local market and found three locals standing and talking, I went and introduced my self as a foreigner and had a few questions to them,

To them I asked,

She loves pink and say's Pink India, Do you like this?

Citz 1: Actually, I don't really like the idea. I would prefer India to be colourful and multicultural, I don't want all of India to be painted in one hue.

Citz 2: I am not a great supporter of pink because I like black. <<< Beware RD might hang you in public 🙁



She recently re-started the MoMC program, that gives you money for every article you write, There has been an increase from 2 articles a week, to 2 articles a day! How do u look into this program?

Citz 1: I feel that the role of the media is very important in a country like India, where there is dormancy all around. The MoMC programme is a major step to generate some activity and the results as you have seen are great. I would infact like to congratulate you and your cabinet for re-introducing the programme. Infact, I am one of the beneficiaries of the program!

Citz 2: Its good to see eIndia media alive after a long time, MoMC is another platform to make money for new players who are good on using words.



RD promised you war, but Its taken a lot of time to get one, what do you think about this?

Citz 1:Yes, that's a concern for me. For the past several days, I have seen messages on IRC asking eIndians to save their bazookas and EBs for the Indian Battle, but there's no trace of a war at all. A war can arouse nationalist sentiments and can unite all eIndians. So, presently for us, that's a sure way to move forward.

Citz 2: To go in an all out war we need population, and we are laging in that only 120 to 150 active players r there in eIndia, beside that after the changes in the war module we need to concentrate on all the divisions to win a war.



About the Indian Army program, She recently cut the rewards, what do you feel about this?

Citz 1: On personal fronts, I don't like it but yes, I can understand the govt. has its own limitations. The govts. earnings have come down and so a cut in rewards was inevitable, but, I hope that the situation would improve in the coming days.

Citz 2: hmmm... i dont know any kind of cuts in rewards << He's not a fighter O.o



I ran back to the palace, I was afraid that If my queen caught me, I would be hung in public, So when I ran back to the palace, everyone was busy, they jumped from one place to the other, talking loudly and shouting out, I went to the Queens workplace, It was filled with cabinet ministers and congress representatives, some furious some laughing and drinking milk and enjoying their cookies, I looked into RD's notes and there was a grand plan!
On the top it wrote, War!!

The plan was simple and clear (RD doesn't understand complex things, so her VP asmita made sure its as simple as possible), In bold letters it wrote "Attack and capture Southern Thailand."

Thailand seemed to have made the first move, They had passed their NE on eIndia, our commander Cat admiral Abhinay, came in he looked cool in his well pressed uniform


(Commander and Minister of Warrior Kittens Sir. Abhinay)

"Where are my new tanks?" RD spoke, "Its being tested by our Chief of security M. Khurram" a voice came, she walked out and I followed here, There was the newbieM. Khurram playful as he was shouted out when he saw the queen!



All in all, eIndia had a war, after months of no activity the kitten army will be tested to its limit!

I ventured to my bedroom and found a note, "Address the congress, ask them to Vote No on the NE proposal" Now I have a task 🙁

Congress Vote No here http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/India/111571 Hope that's all I have to do 😨

Regards
Zorki the cat