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America, Meet Your Mascot

Day 1,061, 22:00 • Published in USA USA

• by Syrup

Would you like some music ^__^?
-Courtesy of Kyle Andrews

Hello America, tonight I was minding my business watching Saturday Night Live, when it went to the musical portion of the show. Normally, I simply mute the television and read a book/magazine, but on a whim I decided to watch for a few moments. I was immediately struck with the image of Katy Perry in a low cut top. Katy Perry is a stone cold fox. America, this woman needs to be our mascot.

I am now running for congress with the United States Workers Party. My utmost priority? Make this woman our mascot. Katy Perry is America.

Related Katy Perry Pictures:

Stay sexy America,
-Syrup

Comments

Syrup Day 1,061, 22:27

Bring your buckets.

SatoshiTomiie Day 1,061, 22:32

Inwegen Day 1,061, 22:45

Russell Brand shall be quite pissed

DramaKat Day 1,061, 22:46

I give you infinite interwebz if Foxy Perry bacumz our mascot.

Kazeal Day 1,061, 22:57

>implying you like breasts

Pizza The Hut Day 1,061, 23:16

Her name is Hudson, not Perry.

The Libertine Day 1,061, 23:25

^His name is Ajay, not Pizza

Guayre II Day 1,062, 03:16

Long life to Katy,our sexy God!!!

Paul Proteus Day 1,062, 06:22

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Potato Joe Bribem Day 1,062, 06:22

Nice one CRoy...lol

Ido2407 Day 1,062, 06:32

Omg I So Support This Message It's Hurting Me.

Leplatt Day 1,062, 07:46

Oh god she has a knife!

mohe3439 Day 1,062, 08:32

Zoe shall ALWAYS be America's symbol, ALWAYS.

Turd Fergusen Day 1,062, 09:55

Sorry bro. Zoey!!!

Shino336 Day 1,062, 10:05

OH HELLZ YES

Resistance4400 Day 1,062, 11:24

voted; already subbed

Keep writin'

Blank Keating Day 1,062, 13:12

Good thing you had your TV muted, eh?

I will immigrate if this ever happens : P I can't stand that hooker.

Emmex Plusbee Day 1,062, 15:02

Zoe shall ALWAYS be America's symbol, ALWAYS. x2

Necros Xiaoban Day 1,062, 15:31

She looks just like Zoey Deschanel.

Greatih Day 1,062, 15:51

Boobs, thats why we gonna pick her as our mascot.

Baracon Day 1,062, 16:04

You can't motorboat a personality.

Ryan Gross Day 1,062, 16:46

She's obviously trying to look like Zoey.

Harrison Garrick Day 1,062, 17:22

Katy Perry is very overrated.

John Largo Day 1,062, 17:25

Katy Perry is a nice person with excellent conversational skills. 😛

SPC91X Day 1,062, 17:51

yawn

Robert Loggia Day 1,062, 19:08

Zooey > Katy

Now stop org voting your articles.

Holen Day 1,062, 19:19

Screw her, Zooey Deschanel FTW!

Red O'neil Day 1,062, 21:52

California Gurls = Greatest music video EVAR?!?!?!

Harflimon Day 1,062, 22:50

You can't motorboat a personality. X2

Sun Continental Day 1,063, 00:12

help me vote and comment this
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/hero-or-traitor-1-1546867/1/20

loserhailose Day 1,063, 02:31

who the hell is this woman? -feels old-

Charles46 Day 1,063, 08:50

A woman as a mascot? Isn't that a little demeaning? A mascot is usually a animal or a caricature of something. She would do better as our spokesperson for women oppressed in Muslim countries.