Am I a man?

Day 3,614, 19:53 Published in Ireland Serbia by Chris Matera

This article is a part of the Plato's Foundation writing contest in category: SATIRE
French original version : erepublik.com/en/article/2653239


It's a question that each of us thinks to be able to answer without hesitation and without difficulty. However since I started playing this game, I known people who should seriously doubt about.

One evening, enthusiastic, I was ready to reap the gold from what many call "BH", I got to know "Jacky" CHEN. An extremely fascinating player.

I imagine him in his real life (if he has one ...), living with his mother.



spending his days (and nights) frantically clicking on the left button of his mouse until gloriously winning all the division 1 rewards, leaving the new players with the strange feeling to be robbed.
And I imagine which satisfaction and which pleasure must take the "Jacky" CHEN taiwanese to extort in this way.

I have no rancor against this individual, whose existence is clearly miserable, especially since he must be a f***ing loser in the real life, in order to seek as much to gain, where everybody just don't care ...
I imagine him embittered. Even angry: many players have made the choice of avatar funny, friendly, like a pineapple with glasses for example (ahaha, Lena ... 😃). But him... is much darker, more sneaky ...
He chose an avatar with a vindictive smile, obviously in full effort, hidden behind what seems to be a tree ...
scary. appalling. terrifying 😮

Therefore, I decided to dedicate a short "poem" to him for make the promotion and glorify his legendary baseness:

"Jacky" CHEN. Small Taiwanese.
Hidden behind a tree where you had surely shitted...
You're watching. Scrutinizing, like a vulture with a cheeky look,
the list of campaigns who are ending.

How look like your life, apart from your virtual larcenies ...
I guess your gold didn't make it any more beautiful.
And yet each day, night, you are there. Faithful to yourself.
Repeating without ceasing, while no one loves you.

So I have to tell you
That's maybe just a game, where we bombards just for laugh
That does not prevent one from having a little honor and good manners.
And if you have not already recognized yourself, I invite you to read what follows:

On your profile, you invite us to know Taiwan.
Well, I prefer Hong Kong because they have Jackie Chan...





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