A New, Free North Korea

Day 2,200, 05:44 • Published in North Korea Nigeria • by Bob Wu

My comrades,
New players to North Korea and the old, more experienced players, have been helping to take this great country over for the people. I am pleased to say that North Korea has all of it's territories, a feat non-imaginable even a month, or a year ago. All of you who have made contributions, I thank you. You have been such a great help. That being said, I am an experienced North Korean, and I know that China will attack us. They will probably attack all of our territories at once in a surprise attack. Also, we must work to rid our country not only of Chinese PTOers, but new evil that has migrated here(every time a large amount of immigration occurs, there will always be bad people who come). So let us not stop here, let us bring peace, and stability, to North Korea once again!
But remember, friends, now is a time for great celebration. The feat that we have accomplished is a miracle.