A humble introduction

Day 536, 22:23 Published in Australia Australia by Edwina P. Montague III

Hello and Welcome to our first edition of And So She Said. (I like to use the term "our" because it makes it sound much more important and official. Don't you think?). Yes, well thanks to some very generous backing by Derek Apollyon and Preditorian, I, that is to say, We have joined the fray of the media moguls of eAustralia.

What can you expect from issues to come? Well-written, witty pieces pertaining to the everyday goings on of our fair ecountry. Don't expect boring political commentary nor war talk or ecomonic blah blah. No sir, indeed not! Expect, instead, a consistently high standard of cultural analysis, socio-anthropological study and insightul philosophical commentary (with a hint of gossip, perhaps). I will URGE those out there without a voice (or simply the time and energy to start a newspaper) to submit to my paper so they may, too, enter the glamourous world that is media.

I also plans to have a special column, Ask Eddie, where any eCitizen can come to me for help and advice on any range of matters. I am an attentive listener, very supportive and VERY discreet! So really, get on board NOW! Don't wait to subscribe. Be a part of the avant-guard of eJournalism today! I can't wait to see you here soon. (virtually I mean, cause I/we have a really cool couch and some bean bags and shag carpet, really...it's neato).

Bye for now!

Eddie