[WHPR] Day 3260 - Media Blitz… what the...

Day 3,260, 15:14 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
Artela Discusses the ongoing Media Blitz. Wait... what's that

Dateline: Sunday, October 23, 2016 (Day 3,260)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR:
: 1: Media Blitz
: 2: What the


Editor: ????






*****BREAKING NEWS*****

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Press Briefing for this breaking news.

It seems as though the out going Secretary of Media is being held hostage by a ninja being directed by a weird shadow figure. Neither one would actually speak but we were handed this note and directed to publish it.



The note reads:

“We've taken your press room and will not relinquish it until our following demands are met.

12 pizza's: 11 pepperoni and one pepperoni and pineapple with anchovies.
11 Coke's and one Diet (hey I just like the taste leave me alone about it)
1 new Secretary of Media
1 some actual Government public media

We will continue to stand here in silence being all shadowy and ninja like until such time as these demands are met.”

Recent word from the current administration is that they are working to get the new SecMed in place and ready to go but that they refuse to put anchovies on a pizza.. I believe the exact words were “that’s just wrong”

We’ll try to keep you updated throughout the day.