[TheSchuReport] September 2016 Election Time: The Taco Truck Promise

Day 3,212, 08:40 • Published in USA Japan • by Schubacca


Dateline: Day 3,212

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1. September 2016 Election Time: The Taco Truck Promise

September 2016 Election Time: The Taco Truck Promise

It's the time again of the month where our eNation votes for the next Country President. Deep down we really don't know what we are getting when it's same people running. This monthly cycle let's see who is running. We got Orikfricai who is the big friendly dwarf that carries a big hammer though talks softly. In the other corner is Pfleiffer who desires to become dictator and bring change through many interesting things like giving away money. Then you got a bunch of third party candidates that don't have a hell of a chance of winning. It's the Taco Truck Promise every month they are trying to sell why they should vote for them. It's like the country keeps loosing out and there are taco trucks on every corner. Not sure what the future holds but I am definitely for tacos all the way.

More I think about eUSA is like one big bar. You want to go where people know. People are all the same. You want to go where everybody knows your name. It's never too early to pack it in because its going to be a long Election Day between Orik the Mighty Dwarf and the Pluffball.



So are you glad you got away? Are you glad you came? That's right in eUSA its Taco Truck politics. Same Taco Truck Promise being shoveled out that the country keeps eating. You know what the country doesn't seem to mind it.

So here's one on the house: Tacos For Everyone! All the beer is on me!

A Taco Truck on every corner where everyone's troubles is all the same. Either way America is a taco republic. So what do we have to lose? Everything!