[Rezo's View] It starts with... one thing...
Day 3,388, 03:16
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Published in Ireland 
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by Prince Rezo
Warning: This is pure roleplay article based on V for Vendetta speech, but based on the real story between Ireland and its... "friends".
It seems this month Rezo's View is going to be about masked people.
Aloha people from Ireland o/
I'd like to apologize for interrupting your daily routine, i am sure most of you still have some backs to stab before breakfast and some knives to be sharpened before going to your homes and rejoice while saying how much balls you have for wasting nearly 500.000cc in an AS to a superpower without even having any plan about it.
But in this moment, i am here not to talk about how you manage your country, of course, it is up to you to ruin it as you please. I am here to ask you to take five minutes to sit and talk a little bit.
Of course, some people might not like that we speak. Probably right now they are raging and sending dozens of messages to their strong tanks. Why? Because you can befriend all sides on this game, why fight for your friends? Why fight against a common enemy if you can betray your friends allying with the enemy?
But the truth is always there my friends, and if you speak it... people will realize it sooner or later and will learn the truth... and what is the truth you ask...?
Something is rotten in Ireland, isnt there?. Betrayals... side changes every few months... before you had some friends that would do anything for you, they would help you no matter the cost, now you have failstrikes, mpps with countries that loved to delete you, how could that happen? who is to blame for it?
Member VyC invasion to British Islands? I member!
Obviously some are more responsible than others, and they are alredy paying the toll... but if you want to learn who is the real culprit you'll only have to look at a mirror. I know why you did it... you were afraid, who was not?
Adriatica failling, Don Croata leaving to Australia, Pacifica invading anything they wished... there was a plague of problems that corrupted your society and put some parasites in charge of the country. Fear to be deleted is what drived your country and led you to take choices like joining Adriatica, leaving Adriatica, trying to join Pacifica and when they rejected you, try to befriend Bulgaria/Macedonia/Spain/United Kingdom again. You decided to become puppets, yes puppets, puppets of USA, puppets of Greece, puppets of Croatia. They offered you mpps, they offered you a place amongst them and all they asked for it was renouncing to Bulgaria, Macedonia and Spain.
Today we are travelling here to remind you what you have forgotten, what you have done.
Less than a year ago we travelled to save you from the hands of Lithuania, we helped both Ireland and United Kingdom to raise again spending our resources, our damage, our blood in the battlefield to send a message that nobody was to mess with our allies no matter how tiny they were and that we would help them no matter the cost.
If you dont open your eyes to the sins commited by your people in the recent past, then keep fighting and keep living in a bubble where everything is proSerbia or proCroatia.
But if you have your own dignity... if you remember what we stood for, use this chance to start working for your country again, to Make Ireland Great Again and rise against those who have made it look like a prostitute just in order to not be deleted and i ask you to return to your senses and return to your duties and not allow this goverments or this people to ever rule again this beautiful nation and make it the good ally that it was long time ago on this fifth of March.
The only verdict is vengeance.
Few notes out of role:
1) In Spain we like Krakken, he named one of our people "culo de mono" (monkey ass) and we kept that name for him, he likes it, so we like him too xD.
2) A good summarize of this article is: Work for your country and remember why people outside of it worked long time go... and ask yourself why your old allies are invading you, because a Serbian AS is not enough to make two allies fight against each other.
3) Its eSpain custom to end artiles with a hot lady or man, so i will follow it and give you this one :3...
Soon you'll be able to wear this!
4) And finally, we wont be leaving Ireland unless you agree to our demands:
- We ask Alceo and Fenoglioteam to be returned to our country!
- Irish Alcohol supplies for at least a year.
- Three tons of leprechaun's gold.
- A potato with a super computer that wants to kill the universe because it is a potato.
Good bye o/
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Gñe.
vas de linkin park o que
Esa canción mola :_
Make Ireland great again!
PS. I feel a bit sorry for Trito, who, again, was left to deal with all the sh*t that's been done by the Croatian PTOers.
I'm sorry to say that eIreland will always be anti-Asterian
It was difficult to balance this stance with our friendship with you, BG, and MKD
I AM NOT GIVING UP FENO TO YOU !!!
😘
I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
DC made big shits and left. Poor Ireland
Make Ireland great again! XD
HAIL SPAIN!
v+s
you have to land first. I am quite pleased with our new and old group of allies. USA/Croatia/Hungary /Chile/Argentina and Brazil are quite a combination.
Being anti asteria is important. I dont even recall most of what you claim. To be honest if one has to choose between being wiped and having active attacks each month versus having no battles and a boring peace I would always lean towards attacks.
Culo de Mono is name I gave to Odd i think Im not monkeys ass.
1) We will land, but it is irrelevant we if we do or not, the situation is the key of the problem. Your country doing has made us enemies.
2) About your allies, only Brazil from that group is worthwhile... Argentina might be a good ally or not (dont know, never been their alli), but the rest would never lift a finger for helping you. Literally EVER. If they ever do anything it will be to screw with the enemy.
3) proAsteria, antiAsteria, who cares anymore? Croatia left the game after pleading submission to Greeks, its not Ser-Cro war anymore, its Greece vs Macedonia-Bulgaria what drives the world and what only cares to your only side leader (Greece).
And about the name, yes, we call him culo de mono now too :3...
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If we get the girl, you can land it. 😉
getting the girl is the easy part, holding on to her takes skill and money..lol
Pretty sure I always wanted to keep BG as friends. eUS can suck a dk. The curent and previous administrations do not reflect my interests nor my MU interests nor it's members.
current* its*
Sí, sigue disfrutando de tu superioridad moral y dándote bombo, pero dejame leer la prensa irlandesa sin tener que soportar más chorradas de las habituales 🙂
Sadly, this bullshit as you call it is right!!
This article is so true, Ireland has been swapping loyalty far too often, whoever is of "use" at the time is there friend, and after they've used them if they think a better offer is available they discard the "friends of old" like garbage.
It needs to wake up the fact that loyalty cannot be bought, you stand by the friends who have stood by you, irrespective of the consequences its the honourable thing to do, the several past administrations have done nothing but turn the country into puppets to use for there amusement and with no regard to its lost dignity and honour.
i love grey*goose ❤
Sorry cant agree with "Make Ireland Great Again'.... but more then happy to get behind "Make Ireland Drunk Again"
Write "V themed" article,
Use the boring-ass speech nobody remembers... vile/10
At least give us a verily vaudevillian victim vox veneering your vapid vilification of the various vicissitudes we've vied. Not this volume of vacuous vapour e-Vacuating your vagina.
^THAT is how V is done. Get your shit together.
I would try to do that kind of article if english was my mother tongue 🙁... but being spaniard you can even see it was hard to translate some things xD
oh ffs, the media module is the last part of this game that's even mildly entertaining.
You telling me we're not even gonna be able to engage in clever trollwars? You haven't even landed yet and this is already The.Most.Boring.Occupation.Ever.
"Less than a year ago we travelled to save you from the hands of Lithuania, we helped both Ireland and United Kingdom to raise again spending our resources, our damage, our blood in the battlefield to send a message that nobody was to mess with our allies no matter how tiny they were and that we would help them no matter the cost."
Some of here still remember and some of us called out the Junta on the back stabbing. I was CP at the time and I salute your efforts at the time and am ashamed of how we have behaved since.