[MoD] FOR THE UKRP vs TUP in CONGRESS

Day 3,384, 22:32 • Published in United Kingdom Lithuania • by HMS Accalia
As we apparently have small children illegally playing this game and getting upset, the following article is a reprint with all heinous words removed or blocked from view.



After having finally rid ourselves of the USA in one of the most boring and pointless campaigns of our time; the eUK is once again under threat from a boring and pointless enemy known by a three letter abbreviation. An enemy within.





The V-rockets of World War Two were rushed through development in a desperate attempt to turn the tides of war. These King Canutes of the skies filled the air with a horrifying drone as they propelled themselves towards their targets, screaming banshees in the night sky.

What made them all the more terrifying was their wild inaccuracy. The V1's had an accuracy range of around 20miles so a well intentioned strike at a munitions plant could accidentally become a school of orphaned bunny wabbits.

Desperate, terrifying, wildly inaccurate and making a loud droning noise when in motion...what better metaphor is there for TUP than the V-1?


We must shoot these b*stards out of the skies before they do untold damage to our orphaned bunny wabbits in congress.

So the message goes out to the eUK. Stand tall with us brothers, show no fear of the enemy. The UKRP have put together a crack team of mercenaries to take on TUP in mongress and here they are:



Selection Process
I've tried to be fair and select candidates old and new so we have a 'steady hand' whilst giving some players a bit more experience. Outside of the top 4 it basically goes 20,
Activity has been rewarded too, players that I've seen to be active within the community, party, government etc and the top four have all been selected based on the Chazzy Points system (which rewards activity). Had a player simply gone into the TUP party and shouted “Hi I'm Wayne Kerr and TUP sucks” then theoretically they'd have bagged quite a few Chazzy Points. Anyway. Whatevs.

Brothers too we must remember that as scary as it may seem taking on the TUP master race we are not alone in this heroic struggle.

St. Wayne The Mathematician pledged to fight the good fight alongside UKRP in a brotherhood of UK[insert initial here]Pers.


St. Wayne vowing to join the good fight. Shaliday brother. 2+2=5 forever






Absolutely fecking hilarious. Just brilliant. Comedy gold.

However it did get me wondering...what exactly is beneath TUP???

Since time immortal has TUP been known to the scientific community as the bottom of the bottom, the lowest of the low. Numerous archaeological digs in the seventh layer of hell has unearthed that there is indeed nothing beneath TUP.

But here we are, despite all evidence, with a TUPper claiming that there is something beneath their party.

SO!

What lies beneath TUP???

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