[MBN] Vote Bia Pandora for President....
Day 1,811, 20:21
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by Drew Blood
Vote 3 Headed War Dog
Today is election day and America will be turning out to vote for our next President. Most of America -or at least most of the ‘Triple F’ anyway- seems to think that Cerb the 3 headed War Dog will win in a landslide. Personally if it is only a 1 vote difference it is still a win. The War Dog is someone who I feel puts America First, his voluntarily submitting to a IN GAME poll was a stroke of genius and it is what won me over to the side of Unity. The fact he used the brains the goddess gave a 3 Headed Dog, instead of simply being a sock puppet with ‘Fluffer’s’ hand up his backside.
There is no I in Team
There is Unity in CommUnity
Once again America has been asked to unite behind a ‘Unity Candidate’, fortunately for me Cerb is someone I can get behind and even though IMO he was hand picked; progress was made towards ‘Open Democracy’ with the hard work of a few citizens of conscience. Recently we have been hit by tons of slogans, ‘There’s no I in team’, ‘Vote the Unity Candidate or you’re a
Every Frat Boys Dream
Although I can get behind a citizen like Cerb, who I and most of America perceive as honest and trustworthy. He has been President before and I recall his tenure as having been full of war and bonuses and I believe he would never have supported losing bonuses to lose PToers. Today I can not in good conscience vote for Cerb and there is no way in Dante’s Inferno I am voting for the AFA, I must then vote for the love of all red blooded American soldiers everywhere...wait for it...BIA PANDORA. Yes, America help me put this beloved Marine in the Commander in Chief’s chair.
Old School Military Units
Bia will bring with her a vast well of experience in military command, having once led the vaunted Training Corps during their infancy. She has been in and around the eUS Military her entire military career. She was a part of the team of military leaders who created a totally self sufficient and highly independent military force which receives NO GOVERNMENT FUNDING, that’s right America I said no funding from the government. While the USAF burns 400000 US Tax dollars a day on Battle/Campaign Hero Medals for the ‘Flufferist’, the eUS Military delivers huge amounts of damage for no cost to America. Bia would be able to work with the JCS as no ‘Flufferist’ will ever be able to do. Help me put the ‘Great Unifier’ in the White House.
PUT SOME BALLS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE
VOTE BIA PANDORA FOR PotUS
STRENGTH AND HONOR
Ichabod Adams
Order of the Black Shamrock
Corporal, 7th Air Wing
'Green Lantern Flight'
Unites States Air Force
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I'm a retired SO in the Special Forces, though I sometimes request supplies out of boredom with the game I often try not to request and just fund the commune with labor. There's others that do this I think, mostly retired SO's.
The budget is cut USAF-wide, fwiw, the SF has been cut down to one quarter of its 2010 levels. Yet we're still kicking out a lot of Damage, having hit #1 on egov in world statistics.
... In recent memory. Can we literally throw more of our gold into self-sufficiency? Yes, but seriously doubt we would retain all of our GoW's.
Certainly a MU affiliation can judge a potential CP, but I don't think it works that way very often.
I was Bia's first vote....
cool unity bro
LOL you dork, I < 3 you, but i DERPED and didn't think about this stuff and dropping off.
VOTE FOR CERB