[KHMC] Do you like guns? Join the Knight Hawks!
Day 2,710, 04:57
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by Ilene Dover
Listen up citizens! For sulking in public, Callumh123 has been demoted. Until the paperwork arrives, he will submit to my orders. Expect some changes around here!!
Like our strange cousins in the US, we believe...
NO! Not that sort you idiot. This sort!
To celebrate the festival of violence that will soon be unleashed against the government we are opening the door to our armoury.
To all loyal and true Knight Hawks, present your identification papers to receive 10 Q7 weapons. That means you need to join the political wing AND military wing.
BREAKING NEWS!
The yeomen of signals has just passed me a note. To all citizens of Australia, you are hereby notified that the return of The King is imminent. All loyal and true Knight Hawks will be issued a further 15 Q7 weapons after the imminent coup. This is so you maggots have something shiny for parade!!
Teennnn, Hut!!!!
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To be perfectly clear:
Join the KHMC and the Knight Hawks for 10 Q7 weapons. Stick with us till after the coup for another 15.
We'll consider payment if you should the article and join the KHMC. Depends on what goes with the link. 😉
lol! "festival of violence" count me in... wait, "against the government," if I'm in congress that's me too, right? Oh the hell with it, let's just fight! 😃
The king will be welcomed home with arms wide open and flowers placed at his feet
Except that ASIO isn't accepting any applications at all right now...
Maybe not. But I'm still in the Senate with a pass... 🙂
Not that I advocate working around the chain of command, of course!
I guess I don't have to save my pass in that case.
Depends if I stay in the Senate... New election on Sunday!
Come to KHMC for safety Lany! 🙂
o7
YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOMENESS \^/
No.
Listen here you little whippersnapper
"The King is imminent"
Is DD returning?
I wish :/
WELCOME
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KrMa baby \o/