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[Josh Frost ]& [Federalists] The Value of Horny

Day 1,978, 11:22 • Published in USA USA

• by Josh Frost

Todays Theme Music:Let’s Get it On!!

So.... As I talked about in my last article I am now a Federalist. What does being a Federalist mean to me? Two words: Proud & Horny!!!

The pride part is obvious enough. We’re a huge party, we’re growing daily, we’re extremely active and influential in the game. But what about the second part? What is it about Fed pride that leads someone to being horny?

Let’s look at the nature of a truly Proud & Horny Federalist. They are:

Motivated

Eager

Outgoing

Willing

^ Do you see what I did there?? I’m smart right?

Guess what? If you have these characteristics and are looking for like minded people, then you can find all of those things in the fastest growing party in American politics.... The Federalist Party!! What do you want from the game? Do you want to succeed in a positive atmosphere that will help you grow as both a player and person? If so, then I think it’s time for you to get Proud & Horny!!!

At one time the Federalists were just like you! They started out small, but slowly through hard work and dedication they grew little by little, until they became the largest and most effective party in the eUSA. Cool thing is they never lost their way as they made it to the top. Federalists always stayed Fun... Federalists always stayed Proud... But most of all Federalists always stayed??? Can anyone finish my sentence? That’s right...Horny!!

My God... It sounds like you guys just screw all the time over there Josh!!! Not exactly. Our horniness comes from a job well done. We take great pride and satisfaction in servicing others. Every Federalist no matter how great or small, experiences great pleasure in giving pleasure to others and putting the desires of others ahead of our own. Is this you? I think it is and I think it’s time that you got Proud & Horny and joined the Federalists to reach maximum satisfaction.

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Comments

Josh Frost Day 1,978, 11:22

I so crazy!!!

fingerguns Day 1,978, 11:24

p/h

Funky 24 Day 1,978, 11:27

Indeed.

Artela Day 1,978, 11:27

LOL. Nice one Josh

Yui MHCP001 Day 1,978, 11:27

h/p

Jude Connors Day 1,978, 11:28

This makes me even more proud/horny

i don't know why, though

fingerguns Day 1,978, 11:28

It's the cat picture.

Joe Lansing Day 1,978, 11:29

so horny right now. P/H

Petey Alazar Day 1,978, 11:29

I literally guffawed at that pic. Bravo Josh.

Tiacha Day 1,978, 11:31

Love the pic. 😃

Synesi Day 1,978, 11:33

"Success Kid"

Bucephalus92 Day 1,978, 11:39

\o/

Clint Carmel Day 1,978, 11:41

After reading this, If I wasn't already a member of the Federalist Party, I would run out and join them. In fact, I may join Progressive for a minute, just so I can re-join the Feds. P/H to the maxxx!