[ILP] Annoucements, Corruption & Future Plans

Day 3,315, 14:15 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by MR. HANK SCORPIO
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Comrades!


In a tighter than tight election we have succeeded in overthrowing the establishment & claiming the largest leftist party in our country. By 1 vote won, the ILP is now in the hands of true socialists who's goal it is to ensure a better playing experience for all players. Where every citizen has access to Q7 Weapons, enough food to recover all their daily energy and a house that they can call home.



Scenes outside O'Connell St. last night as comrade Hank Scorpio's leadership of the party was secured.
FROM LEFT: Party members ChewChewShow (holding a banner of legendary leftist leader Irishbhoy1967) alongside Tara C

WHS & his leadership team were not to be found anywhere in ILP HQ. In the build up to the election me & my team were branded as "the k%$#'s" - the most vile word in the English language. BUT I say we wear their disgust as our revolutionary badge of victory;



My team has only just begun uncovering the level of corruption left behind by the previous administration of the ILP. Comrade for Finance, orangejuicemmm, has uncovered the ILP ledger which shows that WHS redirected party funds from our forum to an account located in Bermuda. Comrade OJ also found sufficient transitions that were hidden under "expenses" when in fact they related to wine, smoked salmon & parking tickets;


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Basement in ILP HQ. Appears to have been used as the cellar to the old leadership team.

I have established the People's Socialist Council who will be tasked with removing all elements of corruption from our party & ensuring all of our members are provided with a House, Food & Weaponry.
Unfortunately, a splinter group has emerged within our organization. All members of this group will not qualify for a free Q5 House, free food nor any arms that may be used against us;


People's Socialist Notice Board
•IF you want to be added to our housing list please PM me. This will make you eliable for your Q5 House (provided you meet fair conditions)

•TO be considered an ILP Congressional candidate for the next term please PM Comrade Padraig. We will be drafting our candidates for Congress in the coming days, our shortlist will be seeded based on leftistism, thirst for revolution and activity.

•Finally, as Party President, it is my honour to announce that Mr. Padraig Pearse will be our candidate for the Presidency in January 2017.

Padraig played a key role in the second rival of the ICA. During his previous terms in office, he established Ireland as a globally feared military superpower that was built on communes and leftism. With him back in power we can restore a Government for the people!


ONWARD TO THE PRESIDENCY
ONWARD TO PROSPERITY

Signed,
The People's Socialist Party Leader
Hanky