[HaliPOTUS] A Story, A Rumor, A Vice President
Haliman
My fellow Americans,
As you already know, I announced my candidacy for president (and if you didn’t know, you do now!). I’m pleased with the reception my article got yesterday, but there is one thing I’d like to address.
I got some questions after I published that article. People were asking how much sway other countries will have over our foreign policy in a Haliman Presidency.
Simply put, I am going to be pursuing a foreign policy that makes sense, keeps us safe, and makes things new, fun and exciting. I’m being vague right now, but I promise you that I will be a bit more specific in a later article. What I can say right now is that we will be the only country that has control over our foreign policy.
Moving on to my Vice President.
For some reason, there are a lot of people that think a certain former president is my VP choice. I hate to disappoint you, but those rumors are false. There is only one person I asked to be my VP. I approached him a while ago, and I asked him for his opinion on the country's foreign affairs at the moment, and his thoughts echoed mine.
Ladies and gentlemen, behol😛
My running mate will be Stewy!
Stewy is the phenomenal multi-term Federalist election coordinator, as well as their current Party President. He will make an excellent Vice President, and will join me in my fight to fix this country’s policies.
We stand ready to make the right decisions that will bring this country back on the right track, and I urge you to join the campaign!
As always, come on in to #halipotus and hang out with the team! We’re gonna need some help in the coming days to get our message out, and I would be honored if you would help us!
~H
Comments
tampaxxx
First den- dammit Joe!
What sort of Foreign Affairs experience does Stewy have?
Link to Stewys profile would be cool, but ok, voted.
You have my Support!
Oh.
no
Rejoice P/H
LOL
Don't count your chickens before they hatch...
Don't count your chickens before they hatch... x2
Hailman has the master plan!
Do you want to continue MPP with Spain or you stop it?
Hello Haliman. Good luck.
o7
k. Still haven't addressed your party's implicit role in allowing EDEN PTO'ers into our congress.
You also still haven't address how you're picking that traitor Oblige for a cabinet position when he opened up our borders to eden citizens more than any other president in history. Sure is Eden/balkanfgts
Nothin' like a Brit serving zenophobia.
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lmao, seriuosly
By "we" do you mean all the Europeans your party let into Congress and granted citizenship?
Lol your VP is someone who thinks he's too cool to answer emails from lower players. And also a leader of a failing party. Great choice dude. Well I guess a stupid president is perfect as a puppet.
Icetek is mad because no one likes him.
Why are none of these concerns being addressed here? Is anyone paying attention?
Haliman 4 Potus
Hali 4 Potus
By "we" do you mean all the Balkan derps your party let into Congress and granted citizenship?
HALI4POTUS
Because eUS needs a wipe
~hyuu~
Maybe you should buy positive comments, not votes : 3
What John_Jay said x 2
Being a politico mad for power grabs, what will be your first job as the POTUS? Ask for CBO's password? Cut funding of your enemies? Or something more exciting?
Halipotus
I don't know who this Haliguy is, but any article with a big picture on an angry baby gets my vote.
Article needs editing as that chicken did not hatch like you expected....
Inwegen,
Those that abandon their country (like yourself) are traitors.
Working for a nation, even when you disagree with many of the things it does, because you believe in it to your core, that's patriotism.
I understand how you could be confused.
Just don't forget to put yourself on the ballot.
😉
Article needs editing as that chicken did not hatch like you expected....
x2
v+s
GL Hali
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