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[Garmr] Missing: TimVeltkamp

Day 2,522, 06:09 • Published in Netherlands Poland

• by Garmr

Dear fellow citizen,

Our beloved TimVeltkamp has gone missing! President Willem and that other guy odan really deeply miss him (#nohomo #yeshomo) on the great fun that is irc.

Last seen 2 days ago when he said he went to visit an aboriginal tribe to apologize for the horror of the invasion of white people into Australia and to offer them all his money and booze.

He will most likely marry one of those delicious curvy 'real' women, so if you see him approach with caution to avoid being eaten alive and slap him with a large trout back to irc again.

Eternally yours,
Garmr