*eRep MU Profiling*

Day 1,911, 16:12 • Published in India India • by The Khurram

After Plato's visit to India things 've been changed dramatically inside India. As India recruits 'High Profile' international soldiers 're coming to India to join new Super MU, very soon. Many people 've been opposing this idea though, coz they're still scared of United Aggression and also scared of Croats.

Super MU's meeting room.

Situation is getting worse as 2 days ago some National Data Base records 've been stolen from Indian Government Archives. Government and opposition 're just blaming each other, as some Idiot wild people 're trying to drag some honorable citizens into Sh*t.

Last night President Xordin called on Chief M. Khurram in Presidential Palace. The records were taken on the direct instructions of Plato, though President shared some secret documents carrying some secret information of citizens, which 'll be used to generate new records. Chief shares these few records here of some citizens.

Ashwamedh:

Ashwamedh with his underground Brotherhood members.

NAME: Ashwamedh
KNOWN AS: Old Wise Man
AGE: 34
PARTNER: 3 wives, 16 children
IMPORTANT INFO: Has been member of underground Brotherhood since age 16, involved in more than 40 kidnappings, assassination of a former Prime Minister.
SPECIALITY: Kidnapping and Torture
FINANCIAL SOURCE: Ransom, Harvesting crops.
REFERENCE: CBI, RAW
COMMENTS: Soon we'll learn how he took over the whole Brotherhood.

Asmitatheone:

Asmita, member of The Hague International Criminal Tribunal.

NAME: Asmitatheone
KNOWN AS: Spiritual leader of India
AGE: 30
PARTNER: South Asian household
IMPORTANT INFO: Has been working in international law for over 10 years, involved in many international arm deals, responsible for stealing 'Defense Strategy' of EU from Brussels Headquarters.
SPECIALITY: Making fake copies of legal documents.
FINANCIAL SOURCE: Illegal arms dealing, Passing favored laws.
REFERENCE: The Hague, Interpol.
COMMENTS: Soon we 'll upload the video of files being stolen from Brussels.

Ashphalt:

Ashphalt, shooting the Kinng of most dangerous gang in the neighborhood.

NAME: Ashphalt
KNOWN AS: Storm
AGE: 19
PARTNER: Unknown
IMPORTANT INFO: Was brought up in a dangerous neighborhood, One of the best sniper, brutally killed rival gang leaders to force them follow her gang, slaughtered 3 police officers.
SPECIALITY: slaughtering in public, best sniper.
FINANCIAL SOURCE: Gang Tax, Illegal medication.
REFERENCE: Human Rights, Police Watch.
COMMENTS: We'll soon obtain the pics of police officers being killed publicly by her gang.

Xordin:

Xordin, fighting against Allied Forces in Iraq.

NAME: Xordin
KNOWN AS: Master and Commander
AGE: 30
PARTNER: Owns a Private Harem
IMPORTANT INFO: Was brought up on a Military base, has been trained by Al-Qaeda and CIA in Afghanistan, responsible for bombing an American Airbase in Baghdad.
SPECIALITY: Bomb expert, Fighting frontline.
FINANCIAL SOURCE: Selling bombs to Taliban, Meditation instructor.
REFERENCE: Scotland yard, Crime Watch.
COMMENTS: Soon we'll get to see the Baghdad Airbase bombing.

ShockWavve:

Shocky, first Commander of Punjab Regiment leading UN Peace Corps.

NAME: Shockwavve
KNOWN AS: Punjabi Gabru
AGE: 24
PARTNER: In a relationship with Miss Switzerland.
IMPORTANT INFO: Was alleged member of Khalistan Movement, trained by Canadian Secret Service, killed 10 of his own senior officers, known for his business with Spanish Royal Casino.
SPECIALITY: Bazooka Fire, Telepathy and Hypnotism skills.
FINANCIAL SOURCE: Hypnotizing card players, Famous Surgeon.
REFERENCE: India Most Wanted, ISI.
COMMENTS: Next we'll see how he Hypnotize and wins in casino.

M. Khurram:

Khurram, goes to racist level, in being a proud South Asian.

NAME: M. Khurram
KNOWN AS: Chief of Security
AGE: 29
PARTNER: Divorced, always falls for psycho girls and always gets his ass kicked.
IMPORTANT INFO: Wanted in India-Pakistan both, Have killed a Pastor, an Imam, a Rabbi and a Pandit, Sells weapons to Hamas and Mossad and pays them to kill each other.
SPECIALITY: Eating P**sy, giving ladies an Ass Addiction.
FINANCIAL SOURCE: Takes money from his Billionaire father's accounts, Sex Guru.
REFERENCE: World Peace Council, Inter Faith Dialogue.
COMMENTS: NEXT ARTICLE we'll put his 'Sex Adventures'.

Those who wanna be part of new 'Data Base', plz send your names and information for this secret training programe.
Jai Hind