[CRP] Big Things

Day 2,065, 11:27 Published in Canada Canada by Armour144


After winning the PP elections by one entire vote, I assure you all that the nonbelievers in the CRP will be decapitated by my loyal voters at the nearest convenience.

I kid, decapitation is too messy for my taste.

Anyways, here at the Canadian Reformation Party we've got big things coming up, but enough about what's hidden beneath Pat Harper's pants.

I don't know why I wrote this article. But you clicked on it, so you may as well join us in the CRP while you're here. We're nice people and we almost have our body odour under control.

Armour144
CRP Party President
Pointless Article Writer