[CP]What would citizenship be like if instigated by admins?

Day 495, 13:37 • Published in Canada Canada • by Bruck

It would be ridiculous I’ll tell you! Ridiculous!

When you moved to a new nation you wouldn’t be able to vote and then get back on your ticket and go home. And seriously, there is nothing more fun than voting in a Chilean election, nothing! Anyone who says otherwise hates the constitution. And we know who you are (but post if you do so we can compare with our lists). Voting is far more rewarding when done in another eCountry because our politicians are boring, most of all our Prime Minister.

Now on to more related matters, I have always wanted to be a Malaysian Congressmen, haven’t you? Of course you have. Why shouldn’t you be able to move to Malaysian the day before the election and run for congress? Well you might not win but that’s why you brought along some friends and in thanks for their votes why not give them a little golden gift? It’s only fair. But these…people! Crazy people want to institute citizenship! What nonsense! With Citizenship you and I couldn’t be a Malaysian Congressmen without first spending some time in Malaysia and actually contributing! The absurdity of this statement is absurd! And I’m sure you’ll agree how mindboggling the whole situation truly is.

But I take solace in the fact that this cannot and will never become reality because of one great all powerful thing, one all blessing force that will prevent this radical idea from becoming a reality and dooming us all. The Admins will never get around to doing it, and for that we can all relax and enjoy our voting excursions and our pampered Malaysian congressmen seats. Thank goodness for the Admins.