[AUS] Having fun fighting: the play

Day 761, 20:46 • Published in Australia Spain • by Calangao

For those who don't know, I'm Brazilian in real life. Calangao refers to a typical Brazilian lizard, so there is no way my compatriots would have any doubt about my origins. But they have a lot of new people that don't know me, so they often think I'm a newbie if I join their chat. Now here comes a play based in real facts.

Characters: Calangao and 5 brazilian players. An Irish friend. An Italian friend.

Chat 1

Brazilian 1: 'Steady...'
Brazilian 1: 'Go'
Calangao: 'Should I fight in Queensland?'
Brazilian 2: 'yes'
Calangao: 'Just a minute.'
Brazilian 3: 'What does this "Should" mean?'
Calangao: 'Verb.'
Brazilian 3: 'Here appears as capital A with tilde and a square.'
Calangao: [using only characters of an English keyboard] 'Should I fight in Queensland?'
Brazilian 4: 'yes'
Brazilian 3: 'Unless you live in the north'.
Brazilian 4: 'What should we do in the North?'
Brazilian 3: 'Stay in the north'
Brazilian 4: 'But isn't it time to help there in Australia?'
Brazilian 5: 'Join the army channel babes.'
Brazilian 4: 'I'm already there. That's why I did not understand'
Brazilian 5: 'So... you should follow the orders of the army channel'
Brazilian 4: 'There says we should fight'
Brazilian 5: 'And the MoD article'
Brazilian 4: 'Yes'
Brazilian 5: 'Yes, who didn't fight today yet fight in that battle'
Brazilian 2: 'Is it my impression or you are confusing moving orders with fighting orders?'
Calangao: 'My question was clear. Fight.'
Brazilian 2: 'To fight, fight in Queensland'.
Calangao: Ok.

Chat 2:

Calangao: 'Hi. I asked in Brazil chat if I should fight in Queensland. They said yes.'
Irish frien😛 'lol'
Italian frien😛 'lol'

Intermission


Link to large image

Back to chat 1

Calangao: 'Done. I fought.'
Brazilian 4: 'Good.'
Calangao: 'Was it enough?'
Brazilian 5: 'What do you mean?'
Brazilian 2: 'Are we still loosing?'
Calangao: 'I don't know... If you want more...'
Brazilian 4: 'It is fine. Fight and use the Hospital. Then wait for tomorrow.'
Calangao: 'Ok. I fight more tomorrow.'

Now I feel guilty. If I win a hero medal I'll dedicate it to Brazil. As a Christmas present.