Yuri of the Day - Day 2056

Day 2,055, 21:22 • Published in Japan Japan • by ahava3233


Howdy, it's ahava3233. Anyway, I'm bored and I wanted to write an article, so inspired by Zodiarque, I decided to do a social experiment to see how much attention this would get over...this, this, and that. So ya, gomen otouto-sama.

Anyway, I'm not accepting requests cuz I'm lazy, and furthermore I am using actual Yuri material (depending on how you define it, others would say it's just platonic) rather than some doujinshi-only relationship, but here goes. Nadie x Ellis from El Cazador, as requested; no I mean chosen without ever asking anyone else, by me. 😛


Nadie: Taco, taco, tacosu. Oishii tacosu. Iketeru, tacosu wa amigo tacosu!
(Click here for JP, and here for EN)


Ellis: Errr...and you are supposed to be who, Nadie?


Nadie: I'm Santa, Ellis. Now you have been such a good girl this year so you can have anything you want!


Ellis: Anything, Ms. Santa, anything?


Nadie: Yeah, Ellis, Santa really cares about you. You can have anything you'd like!


Ellis: I'll have Nadie, plus a Taco please!


Ellis: Mhmmm...Nadie makes the best tacos!
Nadie: Errr...Ellis what are you?


Ellis: Drop the gun, we're gonna have some fun!
Nadie: Woah, Ellis you're...

...After 30 minutes of NSFW/NSFE...


Ellis: Nadie, please don't leave me, aishiteru, be my waifu!
Nadie: Oh, Ellis...I
(Aishiteru=愛してる="I love you" between two people who are either in a super-deep relationship or are weaboos)


Nadie: I'll do it, I'll protect you, always.


Nadie: I've had this pretty stone handy for a while. Take it as a gift of engagement!
Ellis: Oh Nadie, hold me!




And later that day, they drive off into the sunset for their happily ever after...or maybe more adventures 😉.

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And with that, I close my first worthless article in over 100 days with the following for no good reason:


NYANCHU PIKACHU!