Your New TUP Spokesman

Day 3,379, 19:15 • Published in United Kingdom France • by Ray Crude

Greetings Y'all!


I am now the new spokesman in The Unity Party! I will endeavour to serve TUP well and get across our approach to the key issues facing the eUK.

In this role I will aim to (mostly) avoid the Punch & Judy ya-boo politics that some have adopted and instead put across TUP's views and policies in a clear way.

That's all for now folks but remember to subscribe to The Crude Times for quality ethically-sourced journalism with no fake news.



King Regards,

RAY CRUDE
TUP Spokesman


P.S. Remember to vote TUP in the Congress elections!