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Day 321, 11:07 Published in Pakistan Portugal by Arthk

daily worship of the god king dio is now both mandatory and non mandatory, but mainly mandatory.
any non worshipers will be launched into space, and not the good way.
also, RAN RAN RUU~ is now the official battlecry of the city of chengdu.
tl;dr
shit sux
RAN RAN RUU~
Pakistan=Macdonalds i lol'd