What would I do as President of the eUSA

Day 3,274, 15:41 • Published in USA USA • by logamac

Ever since I was a young sushi cat I thought to myself “I want to be president of the greatest country in the world” but eScotland isn’t available so I had to settle for the eUSA but what would I do with this lovely nation?

1)I would announce myself emperor.

Because you know you want me to be emperor of your life.

2) Take over the world.

Because more than one country is confusing. So why not take over the world and make it less complicated for everyone?

3) Make all the men in the world love me…

Because love from a man can never be too much for me.

That’s it.

Love from your lord emperor of the future…

Sushi cat

I love you all