We're having another go at it!

Day 1,440, 06:58 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Rico Suave
Rico/Loco - Before the last presidential elections we boldly promised an immediate future. I am delighted to announce that this promise still stands!


Rico Suave

Damn Dirty Ape, Frog Molester, Mediator, Mediocre Warrior. A lot has been said about me, some of it I made up myself. I have been eSouth African since I was a few weeks old. For more than three years I have worked for this country, whether she liked it or not. eSouth Africa is safe for the first time since I came here. MoS still watches over us of course but the threat of annihilation is more distant than it has ever been.


Locutus

Disgusting Sack o'Tubes, Instigator, Captain of Industry, War Hero. This Hive Mind motherf**ker leaves no one unaffected. Loco worked abroad for the Black Lion Front and the Dignity Brigade for many months in his younger days. We brought him home during the end of the Second Republic if I remember correctly. Since then he has made his mark on countless battlefields in the name of eSouth Africa.



Transparency?
Efficiency?
Diversity?

Nov 5th, it's your decision!