We are Investigating Hard and We Believe Will Come to an Official Conclusion

Day 1,059, 06:16 • Published in Pakistan USA • by St Krems

”A major issue was discovered yesterday as it was announced that we have had the majority of our military companies, money and stock stolen. Indeed, we are investigating hard and we believe will come to an official conclusion soon with co-operation from the Admin team.”
~The British Prime Minister, GGRyan in this article.

First of all, investigate this.



Second of all, I’ve got your conclusion for you, right here.



Now you may think that I’m being childish, but the answer to where the gold, companies and weapons went is linked to those pictures, feel free to give them a click.

As you can see, they are all eUS military distribution orgs of one type or another. You can also see that a number of companies are housed in other orgs, it’s fairly easy to trace them through the donation logs. You’re welcome for the help, eUK.

And now for the viewing pleasure of the public I’m going to include an exact list of the assets stolen and now in the hands of America:

1. Q1 tank company - 159 tank girls
2. Q2 MT company - 2009 Moving Tickets with 10400 oil
3. Q1 Artillery company - 251 Artillery
4. Q2 rifle company - 19 Rifles
5. Q3 tank company - 221 tanks
6. Q1 artillery company - 816 artillery
7. Q1 rifle company - 866 Rifles
8. Q4 helicopters company - 124 Rosa helicopters
9. Q4 artillery company - 267 artillery
10. Q5 Rifles company - 157 Q5 rifles
11. Q1 tanks company - no stock
12. Q2 food company - 307 munchies
13. Q2 MT company - 265 MTs (15000 oil)
14. Q1 helicopter company - 3 licenses, no stock
15. Iron company - 4 licenses, no stock.
16. Q2 MT company - no stock
17. Q5 food company - 3 licenses, no stock
18. Q1 helicopter company - 1020 stock, 6000 titanium
19. Q5 tank company - 172 tanks
20. My personal favourite: 2300g
21. Almost 4,000 GBP
22. Your face when you read this: priceless

And for even more fun I’m going to give you an exact list of who had access to all these orgs:

* Bron
* Valorum
* Thorrold
* Steve_Steinbeck
* Solymir
* Woolfie
* keram10
* bowen199
* Sven_Goran
* Sir_Mic
* GGRyan

I look forward to watching you all try to guess who dun it on your forums from one of the three active accounts I still have which you haven't managed to find yet.

Yours faithfully,

St Krems