Vote for me or this country will go straight to hell
Day 3,301, 12:30
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by Riders of failure
1st, Mr. Boris Johnson successfully leads the UK out of that shithole called the EU
2nd, Mr Donald Trump successfully leads the US out of that shithole called the World
3rd, Mr. Mrischmasch successfully leads Canada out of the galaxy
(The establishment trying to stop me)
Cabinet and proposals (I know nobody reads this shit but whatever)
Cabinet:
MoFA and First Lady: Clorofila (I'll bring her back from her exile in the Netherlands)
Mo
Governor: (i don't know what this is but Punisher 1389 will be the best Governor ever)
First Minister: I don't know what this is either but D u k e A r i o c h looks like the best guy for the job
MoE: Molly Jo, she seems to like teaching and that stuff
Proposals:
I'll attack something and I'll win
Vote for me, it's gonna be awesome
2nd, Mr Donald Trump successfully leads the US out of that shithole called the World
3rd, Mr. Mrischmasch successfully leads Canada out of the galaxy
(The establishment trying to stop me)
Cabinet and proposals (I know nobody reads this shit but whatever)
Cabinet:
MoFA and First Lady: Clorofila (I'll bring her back from her exile in the Netherlands)
Mo
😨New Faustian Man (They call him "Mad Dog", he'll do it great)
Governor: (i don't know what this is but Punisher 1389 will be the best Governor ever)
First Minister: I don't know what this is either but D u k e A r i o c h looks like the best guy for the job
MoE: Molly Jo, she seems to like teaching and that stuff
Proposals:
I'll attack something and I'll win
Vote for me, it's gonna be awesome
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oh my gosh, i got horny after reading you, hun
Siguen queriendo tovear estos pobres canadienses??
I'm gonna make them great again
This is honestly, without any doubts, the best CP platform ever.
Will you attack the USA ? 😃
It's called Northern Mexico. And yes, I will kick their fat asses
You are not getting your wife back! Come join us in eNL and run for CP if you want to.
I will pay a huge ransom for her liberation with state funds
We both know she is worth more than your moneys.. 🙂
no ransom
only car bombs
nice
go
lol 😁
o7
Good luck baby
Compelling argument.
I'm swayed by such beautiful words.
YES!
Out of the galaxy we go!
\o/
I don't know this guy, but he persuaded me!
Good luck Mrischmasch! 🙂
o7
Well this is a bit of a Mrischmasch
Oh Boo.
Boooooooo
Only if Le Pen is 4th!
I'm not gonna lie, you've forced me to reconsider the Dirty Carpet endorsement in these final hours of the campaign season.
😃
Skunky Dirty Carpet? Perfect fit.
OMG tem you really need to endorse my candidacy
Do it Tem! Lets make the election more exciting! 🙂
~hyuu~
Votesub! ✌️
OKAY....LOL!!!