UKPP UNITE!

Day 3,528, 13:45 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Leo Balzac

It's Time To Celebrate!!!

Celebrate what you may ask? Well, I'll tell you. My election as PP of UKPP! That's right, I'm putting the PP back in the UK, back in the UKPP err...My PP is going to be seen everywhere.


An Accurate Scoring

Seriously folks, I'm pleased that all 8 of you voted for me over my opponent, I really really feel the love. This isn't about me, however, it's about you and what you're doing wrong.



The above image is the kind of thing I'd usually put in an article about the UKPP, because I believe we have the experience, knowledge and outright largest sized bollocks to lead the nation the way it needs to be lead. With that said the turnout for the PP election was a serious eye-opener for me.



Happy now Pauly? No? Too bad.

What am I going to do about it? I'll tell you what. I am going to friend every single one of you and spam you with PMs until you beg for forgiveness. I will harrass you so badly you'll want to commit eSepuku.


You gotta be happy now Pauly? Please?

After I've assaulted your inbox, I'm going to ask you for your opinion, on party matters, on national matters; what excites you, what bores you. Then, and only then, will I leave you alone to think about your crimes.


Enough of this madness!

So that, folks, is my term in a nutshell. Like it or hate it, you're stuck with me now.

TL😉R
If you're in UKPP prepare to receive PMs. If you're not in UKPP, you definitely wish you were.

Love,
Leo