Transcript of Sams Comments to the Nation
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Transcript of Uncle Sams Comments.
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"UncleSam> everyone"
"UncleSam> I would first like to say thank you"
"UncleSam> especially those in congress for impeaching me"
"UncleSam> I said that I would like to resign to many in their room"
"UncleSam> and now they are making it possible for me"
"UncleSam> while it's unfortunate for me not to end this on my own terms"
"UncleSam> I'm actually glad it's over"
"UncleSam> now of course"
"UncleSam> I have two options"
"UncleSam> I still have access to the fort knox"
"UncleSam> and I'm still president for a while"
"UncleSam> I can pull a franco just to bitch at everyone"
"UncleSam> why should I not be a duche when congress has done that to me the entire second term"
"UncleSam> they demanded more power"
"UncleSam> and I gave them the opportunity to have just that"
"UncleSam> and they didn't take it"
"UncleSam> so they once again hold me accountable"
"UncleSam> regardless
"UncleSam> I'm not going to be that guy"
"UncleSam> I will hand over the keys to fort knox to Scrabman
"UncleSam> and be done with it"
Breaking News
Washington DC.
Uncle Sam ended his tenure in office today with his head held high.
Whatever mistakes he may have made history will judge.
As for now he leaves office with his sim-integrity intact.
Uncle Sam you are not a douche.
I salute you sir.
Comments
LoL now, that would have been a real giant debarcle if he had gone postal on Fort Knox.
Thing is...he made no mistakes. And whoever comes after him will prove it. Good luck
er what was mexico? we didn't need the whole nation. Anyway the Lone Star article sums it up.
Now with the Peaceniks in charge, Portugal will charge right in and hammer us.
I like how he tries to take credit for not being a thief and robbing the treasury. Way to burnish your legacy.
Look at dishmds. Enough said. Sam did it with dignity... thanks america. I guess we will never see another war game. Go commie peaceniks. Ugh