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Hello everyone,

I've returned from an indefinite hiatus. I've actually been an inconsistent player since the beta stage. I returned when Jewitt was president, left again, returned when Woxan was president, left again. And now...I guess I'm back. I've probably quit and returned more times then Huessian has sodomized his kids. Is that legal to say on this? I don't know the rules anymore. Don't ban me please, I RECANT! I RECANT!

Well, seems that I am in China. I seem to remember that I was ordered to move here to fight out of some invasion. But it seems as though we aren't even allies anymore...so.....can anyone help a brotha out with getting back to the US?

My past articles seem...funny, looking back. I may keep this paper updated, maybe not. But most of my subscribers probably quit playing by now. Also...how the hell do I see what currency I have? Why am I so broke? I own a company? What do I even produce? I hope it's suit and ties cause everyone deserves to be a "boasss".

---See you guys later...I guess? I don't know, how should I end these things.