The Return of Darius Wolff

Day 3,597, 13:31 • Published in USA USA • by Dariuswolff


Yes, it has been quite a few days since I have blessed or cursed you with my observations, depending on your point of view, but I have been busy of late, contemplating my death.

Don't get your hopes up. I am just old, and according to my doctors I am dying at the average rate, no slower, nor faster than most. But, any visit where they poke and prod mostly cold, hard, stainless steel instruments into places you would be hesitant to show to your most intimate lover always gives any sane person pause to evaluate What the ultimate outcomes will be.

News flash!:
Donald Trump has had one positive effect on the world. We now all have a single linguistic reference which we agree means ASSHOLE. Say Donald Trump to nearly anyone in the saner parts of the world, and if you don't get your face slapped immediately, you will have at least, and not so politely I might add, called someone an asshole.

Ok, I have filled my quota here, 3 or 4 paragraphs of nothing much at all, just for light (or is that lite?) entertainment. As always, play well with others, or they might kick you ass, have much fun and take care!