The Long Awaited Awakening

Day 1,912, 10:21 Published in India India by Xicor13

It isn't too little,but definitely,just in time


Hello There eIndians,Oldies & Newcomers alike ( Sound like Spiderman 2000 intro,eh 😛 )

This Article,I write to appreciate and promote the recent stuff I noticed in the eIndian society which I cant help but love,having waited and waited,left the game several times waiting for it,and then comes the time when I see it 😃


At Long Last

Well,don't expect me to be telling you anything new,all I'm gonna be putting out here is observations ( Then again,thats always the case with me )

Lately,I couldn't help but notice the bulging media activity,the steady inflow of new players reflects the hard work put in by Lord Ashwamedh (The Dark Lord who brings new players into the game with Black Magic),you can refer to him as Lord Voldemort or Lord Orochimaru or something too,for his dark abilities to drag players into this game and make them like it (read it with a tone of envy 😛 ). I am heartily thankful to you,oh Dark Lord ( 😛 ),and if there is anything I can do apart from messaging newbs and getting them to IRC (Trying that already),do let me know.

We can clearly see the works of the Dark Lord in the increasing population of India,the increasing number of articles (We have over a page full o.O) and new faces on IRC as well,not to mention,the constantly increasing div1 damage,oh Dark Lord,I could not be more thankful 😃


Just look at the media man,I mean,have a gleam at it,at first,I had a tear and two in my eye which I boiled and made Maggi with but now,I mean,its becoming like a daily thing and its almost too good to be true (by my standards that is 😛). Right now,we have over a page of articles all from different players,and,I do not find any of the articles "crappy"/"lame" or Plagiarised,they are all the real deal and it shows what awaits us,a ton of cash through MM medals healthy media for a long time to follow,I shall try to do something to promote articles apart from the contests and DQs already being done by GouthamKrishnan,Nagaraj Suraj & co.
I hereby declare Goutham & Nagaraj the sub-ordinates of the Dark Lord,hence,The Grey Lords ( 😛 ),for without them,the work of the Dark Lord shall not be know to the great public and it will go all un-noticed if the media is inactive and things,so,thanks you two & the ones who are with you 😃


Now,on the Govt. note,I am happy to see the government implement stuff and this and that and chatter and chatter.......

*(1500 x 1 x Infinity) + 1 Minutes Later*

Well,now that I've finished all the good stuff the govt. has done in the above time,I shall do my share of mudslinging,cause frankly,black is the shiniest color 😛

I would seriously appreciate some more articles from the Govt.,by the Govt. ,I mean all branches publishing articles on a weekly issue,at least,and remember,as Mav always says Short Artikles Are A Fail. Now listen up buddies,right now,I don't think any ministry is short on stuff to talk about,MoFA is kinda the only one with more than 4 articles in a month and rightly so too,as it is like the activest branch. MoD on the other hand is pretty un-interactive,I dont remember any articles,if nothing else,then at least publish a daily order and if possible,the damage dealt by eIndians the previous day along with it with a mention of the highest influencers (Top 5) of all divisions ( But Remember,I don't know if this is actually possible to do,so don't flame on this one ).

MoF on the other hand is never short of topics,its not rare at all to hear govt. saying we are short on cash,first thing I think,dafuq is MoF doing sitting all quietly and sleeping around doing nothing,do something,publish about it,get reviews,get ideas through the media,just do somethin,anything for that matter 😛 .

The Babyboom & Ministry of Entertainment as We call it have done a rather fair job on their part,we get a lot of newbie inboxes to spam through the Dark Lord,but MoE could use some more activity ( I bet MoE is GouthamKrishnana and co. , if so,the above doesnt count,you are doing a fine job 😃 )


In Short,What I Would Like Officials To Do (Like A Child's Christmas wish-list,don't take too seriously 😛)

Country President

1) Weekly Overview of The Country On All Fronts
2) Interaction with the people through media (as all dont come to IRC)
3) Brilliance (We have this in aplenty with our current CP 😛 )

Ministry of Defence

1) Daily Articles about where to fight,preferably deleted after day change
2) *If Possible* Damage Stats of the country published

Ministry of Finance

1) Weekly Expenditure Stats (We Pay The Taxes,you know)
2) Monthly Budget Published within 2 weeks of being elected

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

1) Weekly Update of our Relations with others
2) Sending Ambassadors to more countries (btw,I am available for that 😛 )
3) If nothing new,just tell us whats going on in the Rest of The World 😛

Ministry of Media & Culture

1) Promote Media,thats all 😃

Ministry of Entertainment

1) Create non-eRep based Games
2) Create eRep bases on other websites,by organising contests there,and hence possibly attracting more players over to us

Ministry of BB (If it Exists)

You're doing a Great Job 😃


Now Then,I think I've babbled my bit,and bored you more than enough,I think its about time,I went off to sleep.

Oh Yeah,I meant all of those above lightly,the govt. is doing a fab job,thing is,all I want is for it to let us know what all fab things its doing,thats all 🙂