The heck....
Day 3,230, 15:14
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by MrCherry
happened to the media? o.O
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It died. Blame ESO.
Bloody ESO.....
Hecc
FFS ESO, what you guys doing!
FFS is the last 3 digits of my number plate .
Hey, Dolphin Dave here. I'm a Dolphin! I love eating fish in the ocean, napping with my belly up towards the sun, and watching my family members get systematically murdered by machete wielding Japanese people.
I've got a Dolphin wife and two little Dolphin babies and we spend all day hanging out, playing in the waves, and receiving lethal doses of radiation because Japanese people keep dumping nuclear waste on top of us.
We don't let tragedy get us down though, because if you could describe life as a Dolphin in one word it would be FREEDOM! Unless of course you're like my cousin Dolphin Jim who got snagged in a fishing net and then beaten to death so his bones can be turned into pills that makes the guy who invented the Playstation's dick hard.
But hey it could be worse at least we're not getting shot by cops for being black Dolphin Dave over and out I didn't read this article.
it was only a matter of time before it would die in the Uk aswell, you still actually have some lives here though.
Maybe you need a rupert murdoch that can make news and decide you politics.