The Christmas Crusade of 4781.
Day 4,782, 10:13
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by chickensguys
Holy War.
After much discussion and debate, the USA was formally granted territorial claims over the Levant, i.e. the Holy Land. This is a tremendous honour in its own right, but even more so as Christmas is nearly upon us. Within the heart of the Levant lays the Holy City of Jerusalem. A place of worship for Christians, Muslims, Dioists and Jews alike. We will in due time conquer this holy city.
Our goal, for now, is to be in Israel for Christmas.
Larger Aims.
A successful landing in the Levant opens up a host of new possibilities for the USA. It allows us to work with our allies outside of what we already do at home. It allows the USA to once again project power aboard.
It’s time to suit up and take the cross.
~Dio Vult~
Signed,
Chickensguys
President of the eUnited States
After much discussion and debate, the USA was formally granted territorial claims over the Levant, i.e. the Holy Land. This is a tremendous honour in its own right, but even more so as Christmas is nearly upon us. Within the heart of the Levant lays the Holy City of Jerusalem. A place of worship for Christians, Muslims, Dioists and Jews alike. We will in due time conquer this holy city.
Our goal, for now, is to be in Israel for Christmas.
Larger Aims.
A successful landing in the Levant opens up a host of new possibilities for the USA. It allows us to work with our allies outside of what we already do at home. It allows the USA to once again project power aboard.
It’s time to suit up and take the cross.
~Dio Vult~
Signed,
Chickensguys
President of the eUnited States
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o7
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DIO,
I WILL BECOME YOUR FOLLOWER
I WILL BECOME YOUR PROPHET
I WILL BE A BELIEVER
ONLY IF YOU GUIDE MY SWORD TO THE THROATS OF THE HERETICS
THEY SAY YOUR NAME WITH HATE IN THEIR HEARTS
THEY QUOTE YOUR WORDS WITH LYING LIPS & TONGUES
THEY ARE WICKED, THEY ARE EVIL
GATHER THEM IN THE DESERT
LET THE SUN BURN THEIR SKIN
I WILL SLASH THEM WITH MY SWORD
I WILL SPILL THEIR BLOOD ON HOLY SAND
I WILL SHOW NO MERCY
I WILL TAKE THEIR LIVES
I WILL ANNIHILATE THEIR SOULS
UNTIL NOTHING OF THEM IS LEFT.
UNTIL THEIR SEED IS ERADICATED
FOR ALL ETERNITY.
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Too many dips in the cider ?
Perfect idea
merry xmas
Nothing better than spending the Xmas time where our lord savoir was born!
So the savior and the savior of your kind is in HELL???
Cute.
Breath!!!
Sulfur flames, right!
Now....
O P E N
Y O U R
M O U T H
!
You can't be serious
*screams* USA! USA! USA!
You're stupid.
I totally agree with you
IDIOT!
Pathetic
DEUS VULT! 🦄 🦄
OPEN
YOUR
MOUTH
!
Deus vult !
I am not sure who's a bigger idiot, you, CG or Baby Groot ??
It's a tight race!
Go Arrden go!!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha
Genau FHK.
excellent
Am I reading-into this too much? Sounds like you're proposing a pointless "holy war against the jews" on Christmas?
No.
it is the em-rick idol-ogy by product; very poor taste, very little imagination and completely borrowed in the most obvious manner
Except emerick wasn't a moron
Neither was he a mormon lmfao
https://youtu.be/Uvvb-hPa19g
o7
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/888/377/3ac.jpg
Once more unto the breach!
DEUS VULT!
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A ti si neki belosvetski idijot iz uvoza?!
DIO VULT
Wrong
Destiny.
No, even your idols would shame you for this level of ignorance
I understand you're in it for the memeing and you like your new friends but those aren't friends and you're a laughingstock
Israel gov has been going on tg spreading bs about USA's reasons when they fail to see the bigger picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdhF4O54YjU
All for fun, no regrets about this one.
Use the shortlink
That is the weakest non-defense from you yet.
https://pin.it/2LYm8Fd
Why would I need to defend myself for AS'ing (((them)))?
Why are you trying and failing to justify yourself so tryhard?
I have been open about my political views in both erep and RL : ^ )
You're writing words and saying nothing. :^)
DEUS VULT!
You two guys are peasants.
Dumb as f§$%!
Now....
O P E N
Y O U R
M O U T H S !
W I D E ! ! !
Holy crusader waifu! ❤
🎄 Merry Christmas! 🎄
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/31/d8/d0/31d8d01a2d12a975c0ae5bda1a1d1081.png
I'm sure God won't mind you attacking his chosen people on his birthday.
And what's he going to do if he does mind? It's not like he's ever visited a plague upon a people for that kind of thing.
You idiot too??
Show those true nazi roots CG.
A new low even for you, moron.
Give it a rest. It's Christmas. Merry Christmas, shiloh o/
You are an IDIOT, Arrden!!!!
#rainy-was-right
Reported for rascism
your mum