The Capital of Romania is Northwest Territories, Canada!

Day 4,013, 13:10 • Published in Canada Canada • by Exalted Druid


The Capital of Romania is now Northwest Territories, Canada! This literally makes 100 percent perfect sense.

We would like to welcome Romania’s Capital to the Northwest Territories.


Temperatures today are a balmy -27C in the Capital, NWT. Enjoy!


You know you live in Canada if:

Someone in a Home Depot offers you assistance… and they don’t work there

Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway

You have switched from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again

You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked

You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit

You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time

You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewellery and your Mukluk's.

You understand the sentence, “Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilt my poutine.”

You stepped on someone’s foot. You apologise, then apologise for making them apologise



Now that Romania has established their Capital in Canada and they have taken over our resource regions we will have peace very shortly.

What this means for all Canadians (all people for that matter) with factories in our resource regions is that we will enjoy 100 percent bonus’s on all resources.

We will be able to Work as Manager (WAM) in our factories just as soon as the Peace Agreement finishes passing.

This joyous situation will last as long as the determination allows it to continue.

This situation is what I originally envisioned happening when we won the resources in Resource Wars in the first place but it never happened.

WAM to your heart’s content again in about 12 hours from now. The final step will be passing a Concession law for the NEO soon as possible after Peace passes.



Yours Respectfully,


Exalted Druid