Surprise! I'm Running For Congress.

Day 1,248, 09:38 • Published in USA Canada • by Thedillpickl




IMPORTANT UPDATE: Indiana has been taken over! (sucks) I am now running in Rhode Island. Please see below for details.

Hi Kids!

It's that time of the month again. No... Not the time of the month when your Mom/GF/Wife gets all moody, mad one minute and crying the next. We're not talkin' cotton lined under garments, that's gross. 🙁

We're talkin' Congressional Elections!

OK, calm down already, before someone gets hurt. I know you can't wait for all the shouts about how great people are, with links to articles like this one. Ooh, and don't forget about all the spam... err, I mean informative PM's always popping up in your mail. Gotta love it!




Here's The Skinny

> Senator from Nevada x1
> UIP Publications Secretary x2.5
> Surviving Businessman
> I write in this rag
> Loved by many
> Hated by few (But boy the ones that hate me, look out!)




What I Wanna Do

> Come to a reasonable outcome with all the fighters out there
> So we can kick Spain and Mexico into next week, then on to Poland
> Work with INCi so that everyone is not so tense
> When/if Plato fixes the Econ Mod, nurture our economy back to health
> Continue to learn and gain insight as to how Congress works




Vote, you dad burned varmints, vote!

Vote for me in Indiana Rhode Island on the 25th. If'n ya ain't already there (What's wrong witcha?), I'll send ya some movin' tickets, PM me already. If ya gots questions, PM me already. If'n ya ain't a bad looker and yer lonely, well never mind, I guess this is the wrong place on th' inters-net. 😃

UPDATE: My internet connection is down until Tuesday! So limited access at best. If you need MT's, get them however you can and I will compensate you at a later time.




The Payoff

Hot Country Babes!






To be fair, I have to do a spot for Bovine rights. (Legal stuff, you understand.)


OK, a real life, not retouched/air brushed photo of an every day girl.





Dem kuntry babes always gits da last word.




Tell me I'm wrong!