Speaking about cows ;)
SalladGbg
As an answear to Mcrave's post The Cow in Alpha and Omega News: I found the extended version 🙂
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SalladGbg
As an answear to Mcrave's post The Cow in Alpha and Omega News: I found the extended version 🙂
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Ehm, i en äkta kommunistisk stat ska staten vittra bort...
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Russian company: You have two cows. You drink some vodka and count them again. You have five cows. The Russian Mafia shows up and takes however many cows you have.
Californian company: You have a million cows. Most of them are illegals.
NATIVE AMERICAN CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows.
People from another country come and take your cows and force you to do slave labor and give most of your population diseases thus slowly killing them off.
Those that live are forced to live on specific plots of land owned by the government.
Then the government feels bad and gives you rights to a large casino. You become rich and retire peacefully.
Israeli Corporation
You once had two cows, you left them because you believed they weren’t worth the trouble, after a many generations your granddaughter corporation believes they have the rights to the cows, forcefully taking them from their current owners. Then after the other people you stole it from complain, you pay every world power to agree with your opinions, you then wait another few generations till none realizes that you don’t have rights to the cows at all.
Communism: you have two cows. All people in the society also have two cows and share all the food equal
i feel that the cows are oppressed in this and need to come together to work against the people who take advantage of them.
aka. COWMMUNISM!!