SPAM4CP: Another eUK is possible
Citizen 4945322
Imagine a Government.
Imagine the Spamican Party.
Imagine if you combined those two things together. It would be like if Delia Smith was to kill and replace one of the Hairy Bikers.
It shouldn't work. But it would, and will.
For too long has the eUK political scene been dominated by calls of old-faggery, of insults of elitism. Yet very few seem to realise that the anti-elites have decided to support an elite for presidency next month.
It will be anarchy. And not the good kind of Spamican Anarchy.
This country has gone to the giant mutant dogs. And only one party, in their infinite wisdom, can bring it back to life.
We are the Spamicans, and trust us on this. We've been experimenting on the decomposing corpse of Horice to attempt to bring him back for the good of our nation.
But Horice will not be ready in time for the 5th of July. But I will be.
Last week I attempted to gather the support of numerous of the smaller parties outside of the anti-establishment that have become the establishment. For this, I was betrayed by somebody I would have considered to be a good person. Maybe even an eFriend. Yet no more. They have gone full Anakin Skywalker on our young jedi padawans.
And this is why I am different. I can't toss in a few mentions to my experience in the MoD. I haven't been CP 3-times previously. I don't talk to the heads of alliances. But I believe that if I do this right I will have the support of the community, and thats all I need.
Vote Spamican for CP. You know you want to.
I'll release a manifesto soon.
Comments
We all start somewhere, and the one of the best eUK CP's in my lifetime was Wookie a novice so to speak. Although the vast majority of 'V' was off trying to conquer the Shetland Islands or somewhere by then trying to launch a TUP expeditionary force with the aim of replacing the Woldy with Nemanja Vidic
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No Horice = No Vote.
Only by re-animating and bringing Horice back to life would you show that you have the skills to do likewise for the eUK.
We are close, the eUK is our test run for better things.
Moriarty4CP
Moriarty4CP
Moriarty4CP
Go Moriarty go, I hope you win and people cotton onto the shocking revelation that you are allowed to have fun playing this game!
Moriarty4CP
You have my vote
\o/ fun!
Moriarty4CP
We've been needing a Spamican president
Nice article, very inspiring.
Vote!
BigAnt4CP
What if we elected everyone CP