Something Big This Way Comes [UPDATED]

Day 1,043, 08:01 • Published in USA USA • by St Krems

Something big is coming. Vote this article up into the Top 5. It will be updated with more information as the situation develops.



:> Scrabman

----UPDATE----

As you know, our country has become stronger over the last two months. Militarily, our legions are unmatched in both skill and number. My own personal legions, The Marines, are the most feared and respected fighters in all of the New World. This is due to their training which involves the most harrowing trial by fire in my own personal prison which is considered by many to be the most hostile habitat known to man. Economically, we stand at the forefront of production, trade and technology being unmatched by any civilisation in human history. Our country’s facade of strength seems unshakable.

However, like all great empires, we have one weakness. The fabric of our society, the strength of our military and the very enterprise of our economy are all built upon one substance. Spice. It is the life blood of our society, allows our soldiers to travel great distances in one leap and even prolongs our very lives. Without spice, our country would be nothing but a mote of dust floating in the wind.

The only known location of spice production to have been discovered outside of the Golden Sands is the small and inhospitable country of Portugal. On this dusty and windswept hell hole the Portuguese worked day and night under the whips of their Spanish Masters, harvesting the spice for export. At least, they used to. One day a Prophet led the Portuguese to smelly freedom, where they were free to not bathe and stuff.

This left the source of our spice dangerously exposed to the whim of a very questionable Portuguese work ethic. This can not be. I am announcing a Jihad, a Jihad that shall shake the very foundations of this internet game as the combined forces of 13 countries steam roll the unwashed savages to the east back to whence they came.

Join me America, as we fight to reclaim control of The Spice. Join me in our Glorious Jihad. We must Mix The Gene Pool.

Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib Muad’Dib

Editors Note: In case this is not clear, the recent attack on Portugal is a Training War being jointly funded by EDEN HQ and the eUSA government. I look forward to trying out the new war module at the side of our EDEN brothers. The article title and hype are a reference to Scrabman, and the last time we invaded Portugal.

Yours with undue force,

St Krems
(AKA Muad’Dib)