Sending Knee Pads to Portugal
Day 4,384, 22:47
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by chickensguys
Portugal
Today masterful coordination was done. Yesterday night in anticipation of today’s events joint allied forces dropped thousands of knee pads over Portuguese held territories. One observer remarked, “ I have never seen anything like this, thousands of knee pads line the streets, many Portuguese troops are putting them in preparation of what is to come!”
As dawn broke Portugal awoke to overwhelming force. After being trapped in Massachusetts they watched in horror as Argentina declared war and absolutely destroyed them. They watched as the brave Albanian troops beat back Portugal’s finest men with absolute confidence. Even Ireland attacked and beat back the Portuguese with such ferocity, that Portugal no longer exists in Ireland.
At the end of today, Portugal will have been kicked from North America and Ireland. It is all thanks to strong allies and quick thinking American wit.
Alaskan Support
Our Canadian training war will be moving slowly over to British Columbia. At which point Croatia will take that province to reinforce support on Alaska. Alaska is vulnerable to attack and this support will shore up our defenses.
Signed,
Chickensguys
President of the eUnited States of America
Today masterful coordination was done. Yesterday night in anticipation of today’s events joint allied forces dropped thousands of knee pads over Portuguese held territories. One observer remarked, “ I have never seen anything like this, thousands of knee pads line the streets, many Portuguese troops are putting them in preparation of what is to come!”
As dawn broke Portugal awoke to overwhelming force. After being trapped in Massachusetts they watched in horror as Argentina declared war and absolutely destroyed them. They watched as the brave Albanian troops beat back Portugal’s finest men with absolute confidence. Even Ireland attacked and beat back the Portuguese with such ferocity, that Portugal no longer exists in Ireland.
At the end of today, Portugal will have been kicked from North America and Ireland. It is all thanks to strong allies and quick thinking American wit.
Alaskan Support
Our Canadian training war will be moving slowly over to British Columbia. At which point Croatia will take that province to reinforce support on Alaska. Alaska is vulnerable to attack and this support will shore up our defenses.
Signed,
Chickensguys
President of the eUnited States of America
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An astounding accomplishment. This has been an amazing term so far. I look forward to your continued service.
o7
mehhh
we still here friend!
PT is awe... wait for it....some!!!!
strange to see how the world shifted...
The most important thing was what a great strategy made PT? i think they belive they are all CR7
We decided to go back to fight Greece.
Nice movie you saw
The world is a large and scary place. I sleep tightly at night knowing the chicken guys is watching.
"As dawn broke Portugal awoke to overwhelming force. After being trapped in Massachusetts they watched in horror as Argentina declared war and absolutely destroyed them. They watched as the brave Albanian troops beat back Portugal’s finest men with absolute confidence. Even Ireland attacked and beat back the Portuguese with such ferocity, that Portugal no longer exists in Ireland.
At the end of today, Portugal will have been kicked from North America and Ireland. It is all thanks to strong allies and quick thinking American wit." LOL
We should be playing a diferent game for sure. Nice to see that you didn't realize what we really have done 🙂
Greetings from Portugal, and congratz to Albania, they fought well.
Incredible tactics, flawlessly executed. That will teach them to start the slave trade....
Atlantic Slave Trade surely. Slave Trade was around for centuries before Portugal did it.
For The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors.
(chants) CG! CG! CG!
https://youtu.be/3bNITQR4Uso
bravo, mr chickensguys!
an excellent plan, and a good way to beat down portugal, while defending+protecting e-ireland.
you did a great job, and i salute you.