Reward Offered

Day 3,431, 06:05 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

1000 Iep for anyone who spots our Country President Machiavelli actually doing anything for eIreland.



instead he left 2 1 bumbling numpties to ruin our country . No I did not mean run.



Of course Kattiaa and Rusty is one and the same person. Apparently, Kattiaa made Rusty earlier in what she terms her multi making phase and forgot entirely of him until he apparently won an election.

Also she recently won the following award handed to her by the admins themselves:



for player who makes the best multies. her multies is the best they say and gets the most experience before we notice them and have to kill em.

Cold Sluagh was very sad about this and we saw him crying outside the ceremony hall because his multi was dictator for 5 months a feat he accomplished by clutching the position moaning mine mine mine for 5 months.

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Dont cry little guy next year there will be another award and you could even win.

The admins recently caused a black hole to appear on the internet as their programmers used to indicate the formula for stuff and future update code with a ? a question mark. When the load of too many question marks become too much the random strux broke and a hole appeared where there was once a game. A few surviving players can still be seen proclaiming their self worth and producing stuff.

Also in the balcans a new disease broke out Asteria pronounced like posterior. The syptoms of Asteria is massive loads of players in countries with people not able to afford better online games and the self belief that your nation is the best at a subpar game.

The cure for Asteria is apparently a dose of krak taken ...

In the land of the 486, the Pentium 5 is king is one of their often used quotes. An entire village was burned down out of jealousy when they got the first colour screens.

Also if your wondering why Kattiaa and her clone is here she is learning the formula for making a leprechaun multi. Trendoreborn her first attemot keeps on forgetting where his pot is and looks all the girls straight in the eye and promises them his fortunes. Apparently that breaks like all rules applicable to leprechauns. So you better get your act together mister you be in the land of top of the morning leprechauns and guiness .

however i be wondering about that top of the mornin stuff because every irish guy i call at 5 in the morning with top of the mornin to you responds by cursing. That does not seem to me very top of the mornin ' ish.





So if you spot Machiavelli let me know and you will get 1000 cc.