Pfeiffer Radio Presents: Murica and Freedom and Junk
Pfeiffer.
This announcement is brought to you by the Pfeiffer Presidential Library
GOOD MORNING AMERICA
It's a big day, brothers and sisters. The return of The Pfeiffer Show is TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
See all of those exclamation points? Yea, I know. It's crazy.
If you love puppies, America, apple pie (really any pie tbh), America, RHM on imgur, America, shooting big guns for no reason, America, watching Michael Phelps bend over the entire world, America, tig ol bitties, America, watching really bad YouTube videos because meh, or America...
TUNE IN TONIGHT
1800 eRep time/9PM Eastern/6PM Pacific
We could discuss important ideas, like this one
The show will be broadcast on beam, so I can randomly surf around eRep while talking with special guest fingerguns about all of the newsy type things which were important to me today.
If you have topics you'd like to get
or maybe just get hung up on really weird shower thoughts
Don't forget, the show is tonight at 1800 eRep Time at beam.pro/JSPfeiffer (an official member of Team Clopoyaur - THE CLOPO CREW - watch Clopo at beam.pro/clopoyaur).
I'll probably give some money and/or guns away during the show, but I'm not fancy enough like Clopo to have the pyramid thing working, so it will just be randomly based on something I decide at the very last second. If you win something tonight AND you've left a vote/comment on this article, you'll get even more delicious goodness.
Can't wait to chat with you all.
Yours,
~Pfeiffer
be my friend too, tune in tonight!
Comments
I like America and many of the things mentioned
Tig ol' Bitties \o/
Great article! on a side note Pfeiffer did you know the pm you sent to get us to this article the two other links in that msg are to youtube but nothing specific the extension is watch.
STUPID WIGS RUIN EVERYTHING THEY WERE AWESOME VIDEOS
Whats WIGS?
The admins are called wigs.
when you post a link to a YouTube video, remove the S from the "https" and the link will work in eRep newspapers.
Am I eligible to win things?
No, probably note.
Not.
Yes. You are eligible to win... eMurica's hearts. GRAB FOR THE HEARTS!
I'm going for it!
Its so frigin hot idk If I can make it or not :/
You can make it.
I will listen simply because you are hosting fingerguns...
Discuss:
Why should other Parties close their forums and join the eUSA Forums?
Are you for or against [Discussion] Placing Time Limits on Proposals?
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,40378.msg791847.html#msg791847
Why?
V8
Topics for discussion:
1. Why are the XLYMPICS so awesome?
2. Why did Pfeiffer lose his PDB access and when will he get it back? #NoPfeifferNoPeace
3. How many XLYMPIC gold medals does Pfeiffer think he will win?
4. What is the first thing fungerbuns will do if elected Fed PP?
5. While XLYMPIC submissions are going to judges without names attached (to prevent bias), if FG knew which submissions were Pfeiffer's would she give him bonus points or an automatic zero?
6. Does Pfeiffer really like Taylor Swift's music?
Pfeiffer doesn't like TSwift's music.... He f*cking LOVES TSwift's music.
6. Does Pfeiffer want to give birth to Taylor Swift's babies?
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
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Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda.
He dooooooooooo
he do he do he do he dooooooo oooooooohhhhh
Please please I need 25 comments asap. In return I shall sub4sub. Oh also please do hit for Lithuania. And once you are done there, move to China and hit some there. And yes don't forget Monaco. They could use every bit of your help, wait is that Montenegro?
voted + subbed+ commented + shouted
comment4comment. i commented on your comment, plz comment back. need 25. tyvm! V+C!
brilliant! Now your turn. I commented back and you comment back on my comment-back. Thanks! V+C
I can't! I can only comment back on my comment that will be placed after your comment-back. Stupid game. Sorry! V+C
Rats!
I'll be sleeping 🙁
I heard there's free stuff though?
voted 😛
tay hot
Yassssss
Another exciting event!
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I feel like I should get all of the fabulous prizes from this episode.
Hafta catch it sometime 😘
Telling this to people in your newspaper is not a problem, spamming around in inboxes is.
I will actually vote for this article cause this is the right way to promote your radio show!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Inb4 phelps will bend over for katinka hosszu
she prefers leftists
im always right, so im not her friend i guess xD