Pfeiffer for CHAMPION OF THE WHEEL
Pfeiffer.
This announcement is brought to you by fingerguns' wheel
fingerguns has instructed the finalists in her wheel competition to write an article explaining why they should be the champion.
This is a simple task.
I'm Pfeiffer.
The wheel is about generating activity and fun, which is exactly what I do. If you're one of my friends and allies, my presence and activity being fun for you is self explanatory. If you're one of my political adversaries, or if you just hate on me because I'm so awesome, then the fact that I am Pfeiffer The Undying is wonderful for you...I am your boogeyman, the threat against which you rally your troops.
I am your reason for being.
Accept it. Embrace it.
Make me champion of the wheel.
Comment below which camp you fall in to, I'm sure that will be reason enough for spam from those who dislike me...you'll feel vindicated if you get more comments, right?
Plus, I'll be giving away 5k to a randomly chosen comment live on the Pfeiffer Show tonight. Another 5k to a randomly chosen endorsement. If we get comments from 50 different people, I'll bump the prize to 7.5k AND choose a second winner.
If the winner(s) posted a pro-Pfeiffer comment and the majority are friendly, they get bumped to 10k. If they are meany doody heads and so are the majority of comments, they get bumped to 10k. So it's in your incentive to get like minded people commenting, because money.
Take my money, I dare you.
See you tonight @ 1800 eRep time. beam.pro/Pfeiffer
I remain
Your obedient servant,
~Pfeiffer
ps: I may even draw a third winner if we pass 100 original commenters, but I don't think you guys can get the numbers that high
Comments
I WILL BE THE CHAMPION
Hey, if the wheel was won by comments alone you'd be head and shoulders above me.... Sorry you didn't win...
prizes are fun
also you already won the guerilla competition, you should let someone else win this xd
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FIFER!
Pfeiffer is cool. He makes the game interesting, even though sometimes you want to throw things at his face.
At the end of the day, if he likes you he's loyal as hell. If he doesn't, he at least has the decency to tell you to screw yourself. To me, that's a good thing no matter what side you're on.
Also, he kind of has to win the wheel. Let's be honest, this is the type of thing that he always wins.
Is this your once a year weekly check in?
Nerd.
I love you.
That and Fingerguns is back. So I gotta hang out now.
Hey there
i guess i like you? you are alright, right? 😃
ye boi
Pfeiffer has the sexiest knees in all of eRepublik.
freak
dude just pay me
bouh !
I stand against this man and his desire to become Champion of the Wheel but Tay Tay gets an upvote.
I am from the camp of your friends (not allies unfortunately).
We became friends since me and many other albanians like me moved to USA to help you against servs pto.
I am one of them who also supported the idea of giving you that medal of honour for life from Albania since you hold the avatar of Clinton, the biggest friend of Albanian nation and Kosovo especially.
Unfortunately i cannot be in your show as i have to meet some homies later this evening for a drink.
All the best
Have fun man, enjoy your time out with your friends!
good luck!!!
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Well I guess here's to you winning.
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Pfeiffer make me the winner, YES u can do it 🙂
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Here's to you winning my dude
Good Luck, Champion!
Pfeifie's knees are OK, his elbows are kinda worn out by too much playing..... what we really need to see is his shaved face to know if he is the true KING of eRep.
Otherwise, he shall remain a mere Prince!
Ghei.
blop... blop...blop...
He is king of kings. A true Champion!!!!..
Pfeiffer is my new god. lol
So, I read your message and first thing that came to my mind was the portal ending theme... https://youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI?t=6s by the way who are you? 2 clicker here.
I'm Pfeiffer.
This was, indeed, a triumph.
Pfeiffer is 😉
all hail Pfeiffer o/
Not gonna be there
Maybe next time!
You totally got this.
😉
Big deal...
We are too lazy to get such numbers, so just be happy you got some!
Do it
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Seeing as how im not in the game anymore i can honestly tell you good luck. i also like this article it has reason and a purpose.
At least you bother to MM, so kudos for generating activity 🙂
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Pfeiffer has the looks of Donald and the winning-streak of Hillary . give him the win