Operation: Red Dawn
St Krems
Long have the noble peoples of China suffered under the rod and lash of their cruel Serbian overlords. As Americans (Lovers of freedom and defends of Human Rights) we can not longer endure the oppression we see day by day before our eyes. It is our sacred duty, our solemn calling, to put right the wrongs, to raise up the weak and to throw down the tyrants. Today, the sun rises on Asia in what shall be known from here on in history as a Red Dawn.
The march towards peace.
Working with EDEN HeadQuarters, the US and other allied forces, last night the Chinese President, wangxiaoyaII launched an attack on the region of Liaoning in what can only be described as a Just War. Allied forces were deployed upon the instant to help take this region and since the initial attack have held the capitol and hospitals throughout the different time zones. In ancient times, the roman military would use a rota system in battles. Soldiers in the front rank would fight for a half hour and then be recalled to rest while their brothers who had rested for the last half hour took up their burden. That’s were we come in, America. While we have been sleeping our EDEN brothers have been keeping the eastern European wolves at bay, guarding our winnings of the night before. It is our duty relieve them later tonight and push forward to secure the victory we have jointly earned.
Let us not let up, let us turn the foundation that our European allies have fought so hard to give us into a victory and remove this wart upon the soul of China. Let’s send off the new/old War Module with a bang.
The more savy of my readers will have noticed that Best Corea (Ignorami should read as North Korea), led by their Glorious Divine Dictator Rod Damon, have attacked our Most American of regions, Far Eastern Russia. Do not be alarmed, this is merely a move to prevent Phoenix from RWing FER and citizens should ignore this battle and fight in Lion King.
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Preparing for Glory,
St Krems
Comments
Kick the disgusting East Europeans out of China!
DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO
eUSA, what is your profession?
Professional Punching Bag
oh wait that not good O.O
I just can't wait to be king :>
V
What is this?
I don't even ;x
Let's go people ! Let's do it !
Servia:
Go on now go walk out the door
Just turn around now 'coz you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble did you think I'd lay down and die?
and after that soap party, guise only
Don't worry guys, even though we're fighting alone, we're gonna beat you up and send you back to your fat mommas. : 3
You are alone and China have MPPs? lol
THIS IS WASHINGTON 😛
:/
p epic article imo
WOOT WOOT
o7
servia out of asia!!
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Asia for Asians! Except Indonesia!
my profession is a serbian grinder!!!
Glorious
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If you stand for liberation, why are you occupying Russia?
Please cut out the righteous crap, every country is as bad as each other, given the opportunity.
Hakuna Mattata!!!
Freedom is Glorious! Hooah!!!
@Danie: Far Eastern Russia is clearly in the american heartland, what do you mean by occupation?
Krems is GOD!
"As Americans (Lovers of freedom and defends of Human Rights)"
LMAO..good joke..
Can eMalaysia be freed from Serbians as well?
k thx bai.
clasic capitalistic education : )
nice article vote
pig disgusting must be destroyed
i don't think those 6k inhabitants of liaoning want freedom from serbia 🙂 just saying
For Dear Leader!
@St. Krems
Our professions?
AROO! AROO! AROO!
so guys, we failed again, who woulda thought?
Eastern european wolves ate you for breakfast 🙂 (I mean, it was morning here at the end of the battle 😁)
That BANG went off in your face along with other white creamy stuff.
nice job but wth lion king u a fan or sumthin
Nice try! Epic fail!
That BANG went off in your face along with other white creamy stuff. x2
>eUSA, what is your profession?
AROO AROO AROO!
so how does it feel to brush shoulders with pigs?