Oh Kapp'n, my Captain!
Day 4,262, 10:01
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by Mann551
A few of Kapp'n's songs, in lyric form. Sing to the tune of the video below.
ZUCCHINI SPOOKS
While I do love me cukes
they sure curl me flukes
But now please! Zucchinis
give me the spooks...
...Zucchini spooks
THE SKY BALLAD
I'll sing me a fair rhyme
to pass away time
Watch me words, like seabirds
through the sky climb
Upward they climb...
YER MUM'S NAME
I feel such low down shame
me lovely dear dame...
I'm a rat- I laughed at
yer mum's weird name
What a weird name...
The following songs are sung to the tune in the following video
THE TOUGH GUY SONG
Ye think yer bad
Some kind o' wreslin' lad
Ye've got guts but yer nuts
Don't make me mad
With my turtle-tough shell
I'll ring yer bell
Black yer eye, make ye cry
And say farewell
THE CUCUMBER SONG: Pt. 1
Ye can't go wrong
With my Cucumber song
Cucumber, Cucumber
So green and long
They're so good cooked or raw
Or with some coleslaw
Go get me two or three
That I can gnaw
THE CUCUMBER SONG: Pt. 2
Here, take good note:
What moves old Kapp'n's boat
Be an iced, extra-nice
Cucumber Float
Fetch one for me young lad;
You won't be left sad!
Don't be slow or you'll know
I might get mad!
ZUCCHINI SPOOKS
While I do love me cukes
they sure curl me flukes
But now please! Zucchinis
give me the spooks...
...Zucchini spooks
THE SKY BALLAD
I'll sing me a fair rhyme
to pass away time
Watch me words, like seabirds
through the sky climb
Upward they climb...
YER MUM'S NAME
I feel such low down shame
me lovely dear dame...
I'm a rat- I laughed at
yer mum's weird name
What a weird name...
The following songs are sung to the tune in the following video
THE TOUGH GUY SONG
Ye think yer bad
Some kind o' wreslin' lad
Ye've got guts but yer nuts
Don't make me mad
With my turtle-tough shell
I'll ring yer bell
Black yer eye, make ye cry
And say farewell
THE CUCUMBER SONG: Pt. 1
Ye can't go wrong
With my Cucumber song
Cucumber, Cucumber
So green and long
They're so good cooked or raw
Or with some coleslaw
Go get me two or three
That I can gnaw
THE CUCUMBER SONG: Pt. 2
Here, take good note:
What moves old Kapp'n's boat
Be an iced, extra-nice
Cucumber Float
Fetch one for me young lad;
You won't be left sad!
Don't be slow or you'll know
I might get mad!
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I think you need a vacation, Mann.
Don't I know it. Who's paying? 😃
Maybe just a vacation of the mind, then. I've heard great things about peppermint schapps! That couldn't possibly set you back that much cash.
I vaguely remember waking up the next morning after a quart of peppermint schnapps the night before.
Ugg... Me no like. Images go away!
I got to say, I have no idea what this comment has to do with the article.
But I just made a joke about peppermint schnapps in a comment to Mann right above this comment so now if someone were to read these comments through for the first time, it actually looks like you're replying to my comment and it makes sense in that new context.
This is my Tuesday night sorted out
o/