Loose Cannon #138

Day 3,265, 10:36 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati

Issue #138

Important Congressional Update:

Congress signup was held yesterday. No big changes, so far.
However, there is reason to believe that some depraved people are plotting against the eUS. If you are oversees; you should get to Colorado.




That Big Wheel:

I was looking for an interview with a member of the executive. My search lead me to the big wheel and I've taken a spin. As a result; I've got to rename the top 5 parties. I'm using 80s hairbands for inspiration.


#1. Federalists:
I would change it to Topaz Fist.

#2. USWP:
It would be, Underwear Soaked With P!$$.

#3.SFP:
That will change to Space Freeway Pirates.

#4. Black Sheep:
They'd be The Sacrificial Sheep.

#5. WTP:
Wild Things Promenade

I've paid my dues and I'll be staying away from that wheel, from now on.