Let's Push Things Forward

Day 3,467, 18:27 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by GLaDos.

It's a long time since I led the UKRP. Heady days. A time when you had to use Voters Club to get on the newspaper lists of some countries. (Well, not me of course. That would have required effort and Gold. But ambitious young hoodlums like Zoli, Misho, Asterism, Chris Stanwick, and the fag of all fags Pig did it frequently.)

Me? I just dazzled people with my amazing repartè, subtle leadership skillz and sexual energy. That was usually enough. Anyhow. Enough. There are more important matters to be discussed.

I bloody love this country. Truly(ish). It's always been a pretty good community. Looking back , even when there were bad times they were good times. Relatively speaking, they were actually amazing times. Today?


Well........



Today is sort of, meh.

There is just nuffink, appenink.

It's time to push things forward.



The world is asleep. Even Emericka doesn't have any real activity. The opportunity to do something fun has never been greater. When nobody cares, anything is possible.

Please can someone grow some bollx and take a grasp. It's time to plan and plot and go all Fawkes (but without the getting caught and beheaded stuff).

We need to pick a nation. Free them from their squalid colloquial ways. Teach them the British way. Move on to the next.

I will happily watch and then take all of the credit. Someone else just needs to do the work.

There will be Cake. And probably weapons. And maybe a harem.

Pride, Power, Britannia.

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