Ladies, The Rock is looking for some L.O.V.E.!
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by Mr. Sphere
Hey Jabroni, you thick this article sucks? It doesn't matter what you think!
The Rock is looking for an eDate and is calling out to the ladies!
I feel it is time for me to get committed to one honey. The final challenge to be able to settle down with my elife. And maybe have some eKids and stuff. So here I am ladies, let me introduce myself to you!
People call me The Rock and I am just a regular Joe... most of the time anyway.
I love to stroll in the park, it makes me feel relaxed.
I also am quite athletic, I cannot resist brawling around now and again.
Furthermore Minnie Mouse is my favourite Disney character.
You want to know me better?
Who in the blue hell are you? That is what I want to find out!
An eDate with me will mean you will go one on one with the Great One! The Rock will take you down "Know-Your-Role-Boulevard" which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive and check you directly into the Smackdown Hotel! Yes my honey's The Rock knows how to treat the ladies!
But let's be honest, The Rock seriously is only a regular Joe after all...
Ladies just remember, I can do miraculous things with this finger alone...
So before sending me your letters of love realize what you are getting yourself into.
But with all do respect, The Rock can also be a gentlemen and knows how to treat the ladies right.
If you smeellllll….what the Rock…Is…COOKING! Then I am looking for you!
Just send me a private message if you think you are able to handle the Great One, one on one!
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better post a article with pics of what kind of girls you want :- )
This; article is kind of scary 😁
I have to agree with Shakerr... OMG, what has gotten into you??????????????????
Have you been possessed by some freaky and frustrated spirit, returned from the other side to wreak havoc upon the world?
There are two options:
1. Just what broersje said.
2. The Rock turns out to be a girl.
uhh......
nothing more than that actually, just uhh.....
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Hehe, I can understand the reactions but IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! Besides u have to see it this way, before you can love somone, you need to love yourself and boy do I love myself! So I got a lot of love to share with the honeys 🙂
Keep those love letters coming sweeties!
^ kinda like cristiano ronaldo up here
(EGO)
I am seriously thinking about subscribing to you. XD You're like... like... like a happiness factory - just can't stop laughing... XD
By the way, eRepublik might not be the best spot to go looking for your sweetie... Maybe a sports gym? Or a coffee shop?
Great show Mr Sphere 🙂 keep on the good work
That pinky looks like it could slam a whole keyboard just by gently touching it... o.O
Someone hacked Mr. Spheres account?
Listens up jabroni's, i take the hotties very seriously. The gym is not a good place to look for a date. I'm not really in to the buff and butch kinda type women so ePolish girls are a no go ;p
Maybe a nice petite girl would be good, that way she will not stand in the way of my awesomeness.
Redheads are a problem too, I have nothing in my wardrobe to match that haircolor.
Other than that I am not too picky... max 5"6... max 60 kg...hourglass body shape.... waist-to-hip ratio of 0.6...silicones not a problem!
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i agree with this article, you need a women. shame there are non in here.
where did the tattoo go on Superman? or did i now look tolong to this guy?
I would suggest moving to japan...
That way we don't have to be afraid of you any more...
Ow and you will have a much bigger chance of meeting girls meeting your critics..
"Other than that I am not too picky... max 5"6... max 60 kg...hourglass body shape.... waist-to-hip ratio of 0.6...silicones not a problem!"
The computer has matched your wishes to its database. Your perfect match:
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@StefetS, I am afraid you have been starring to certain bodypart for too long m8, otherwise you would have noticed it was a sticker and not a tattoo :,]
@Mattio, EXCELLENT! I love that tail, kinda kinky 🙂]
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